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Since: 20.6.02
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#1 Posted on
For a while, I was starting to believe that Vince McMahon had picked up Eric Bischoff and was really willing to let bygones be bygones. I almost believed that he'd honestly put his personal grudge behind him in favor of what's good for business.

Looks like I was wrong.

Vince is still a vengeful bastard who has to stroke his massive ego at any given opportunity. What is it this time? Sunday's Unforgiven match between Rosie and Jamal versus Billy and Chuck. A match has been setup with the intention of humiliating Eric Bischoff.

Let's be realistic, people. There is NO WAY Stephanie McMahon will be involved in Hot Lesbian Action. So that leaves the alternative, Bischoff will have to kiss Stephanie's ass. Hey, that's a GREAT way for Vince to finally get his revenge on Eric Bischoff for everything isn't it? What better way to prove to someone that you've finally conquered them than by forcing him to kiss your daughter's ass in front of a nationwide audience?

I'd think that Vince McMahon would stop being so petty by now (especially with business going down the toilet on a weekly basis), but I guess I'd be wrong.

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Okay, but I really don't expect to see Jamal and Rosie drop their first official match. That'd kill the whole 3 minutes angle, which, arguably, is gaining some momentum and actually getting a pop from the live crowds.
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Bischoff in a bad spot? Kissing a guy's ass is bad, but if he wins Sunday, he wins over Steph, if he loses, he gets to kiss her ass. Kissing Vince's ass is bad, but kissing a girl's ass isn't bad..... hell Vince is letting him kiss his daughter's ass.



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What is wrong with kissing Steph's ass or Steph in HLA for that matter?



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#5 Posted on

    Originally posted by Scott Summets
    Bischoff in a bad spot? Kissing a guy's ass is bad, but if he wins Sunday, he wins over Steph, if he loses, he gets to kiss her ass. Kissing Vince's ass is bad, but kissing a girl's ass isn't bad..... hell Vince is letting him kiss his daughter's ass.

If Rosie and Jamal lose, I doubt Stephanie will let Eric kiss her ass. It will probably be someone else, a la Vince McMahon kissing The Rock's ass. For some reason, the words I imagine her saying go something like this: "You won't be kissing my ass, you'll be kissing Mr. Ass's ass!"



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#6 Posted on
We can always hope for a double DQ.


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#7 Posted on
    Originally posted by InVerse
    We can always hope for a double DQ.



Then the HLA would be Steph kissing her own ass?

(edited by Tragic1 on 17.9.02 2245)


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Since: 23.2.02
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#8 Posted on
What's funny to me is that Bischoff is proving himself to be a far better performer than Steph. At this rate, Bischoff might be too valuable to completely bury.

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#9 Posted on
Something to look forward to.
Steph kissing her own ass that is.


(edited by deadbeater on 18.9.02 0129)


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#10 Posted on

    Originally posted by Tragic1
      Originally posted by InVerse
      We can always hope for a double DQ.



    Then the HLA would be Steph kissing her own ass?

    (edited by Tragic1 on 17.9.02 2245)


Well her head is usually lodged in that region already, so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch for her ;)



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#11 Posted on
I did find it funny that Eric out of the blue give the stipulation if he lost he'd kiss Steph's ass. I haven't heard word one of Stephanie even thinking that's the type of payback she wants (lol)

Kinda smell a Vince kiss Rock's ass then bringing out Trish which Vince became really happy and Rock cutting Vince short and bringing out Rikishi... I wouldn't be shocked if Rikishi comes out again.

A scary thought just popped in what happens if Steph wants to see Eric and Rico get it on with some HGA.



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#12 Posted on
Here's a thought. If Rosie and Jamal win, and Steph has to go down the HLA road, will her partner be Bischoff's wife? He's into that kind of thing. Allegedly.






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#13 Posted on

    Originally posted by Scott Summets
    Bischoff in a bad spot? Kissing a guy's ass is bad, but if he wins Sunday, he wins over Steph, if he loses, he gets to kiss her ass. Kissing Vince's ass is bad, but kissing a girl's ass isn't bad..... hell Vince is letting him kiss his daughter's ass.


Exactly...how is Bischoff screwed? It's not like he is in Regal's situation and has to kiss Vince's ass. Steph's ass? that's on the low end of bad things could have made him kiss,IMO.



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#14 Posted on
To quote from CRZ's recap..

How 'bout it, STEPH - some HLA at Unforgiven. Huh?

HLA..not Hot Lesbian Action.
She can worm her way out of it by changing the actual words.

Still..IF the stips would be enforced Eric is the winner no matter what. *grin*

I assume they have an idea what they are doing, and this isnt just something lame. The wedding worked out, this will too..



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Since: 18.9.02
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#15 Posted on
There are two possibilities. As stated above the HLA gets changed to something else (any guesses?) or a special replacement ass gets used.

My guesses for the replacement ass are Mae Young or Mini-Goldust. Both have a grudge to settle with Bischoff after getting squashed, and they fit the McMahon sense of humor scheme.



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#16 Posted on
That's true, but do you guys really want to see MAE YOUNG'S ass? Hell, I'd rather see Steph's ass.



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Since: 17.6.02
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#17 Posted on
Vince McMahon may still hold a grudge against Eric Bishoff, but it seems to me Bischoff is one of the few reasons to tune into Raw. He can even try to bury Bischoff at Unforgiven. But as long as Bischoff's check is signed by a McMahon, who's getting over on who?



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Since: 26.6.02
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#18 Posted on

    Originally posted by dMp
    Still..IF the stips would be enforced Eric is the winner no matter what. *grin*


I agree. Eric set himself up great here by putting himself in a win-win situation, assuming the stipulations are enforced exactly as he said them and no "switch Steph with Mae Young or Rikishi" shenanigans take place.

I've always thought Steph was cute, so I wouldn't mind being in Eric's place. But then again, isn't his stipulation kind of like a really bad pick up line? "If I lose I get to kiss, I mean, I HAVE to kiss your ass..."




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Since: 8.1.02
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#19 Posted on
I don't know, I somewhat agree with It's False. It seems to me like this could be another "humiliate your former competition" ploy by Vince. But maybe, just MAYBE (why the hell do I continue to hold out hope for the individual?) he has learned his lesson and will not let this bury Bischoff and the Rosie and Jamal thing, because like many others I agree they are making for some DAMN entertaining TV.

Yes, heels eventually have to get what is coming to them, so it wouldn't be the end of the world if Bischoff looses. But it would also be a whole lot better to build heat if Bischoff somehow comes out of this as the winner. Then again, that would make them too much like the NWO of WCW days, and we all know how much Vince loved that.

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Since: 18.9.02
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#20 Posted on
Here's another scenario. The Island Boyz lose, and Eric has to kiss ass. After slightly edging her pants down, Stephanie stops, smiles, and says she'd like to give HLA a go. Eric and Lawler nearly cream their shorts in anticipation as one of the lesbians from Raw comes down the ramp. After a little meaningful staring, Steph stops short of actually kissing and says the stips were for HLA. No one ever said what HLA stood for however. Then something embarrassing happens to Easy E to further the "feud".

Come on, Steph is not going to flash ass. Vince isn't going to let his little girl popping up all over the Internet.






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