Oh, if only every day could be FUNDAY with Albert B. Ching. This sport which we all love may be sucking pork popsicles, but you bring the MEAT. Look at Lionel Richie up there, feeling your joy. You know it.
Yeah, seriously, what's up with Jake. Yesterday when I was all makin' with the late-late, he was like "If you can't take the heat get your ass out the kitchen" and I'm like "My ass is staying in this kitchen" and now it appears that it his ass that needs to evacuate the general area of the kitchen.
"Hi, Mommy! I bet this is the first phone call you ever got from a tree."
The cow says: Six degrees of wrestling related post. 1.Marilyn Manson sings the Beautiful People. 2.That is the SmackDown theme. 3.Slashwrestling.com (the best damn column site ANYWHERE) critiques wrestling related things such as SmackDown. 4.Wienerville is the Slash Forum. 5.an image of Lionel Richie tops the Slash Forum. 6.Marilyn Manson (honestly; watch old MTV News segements if you're THAT desperate for proof) and his band often listen and sing along to ENTIRE Lionel Richie albums before their concerts. Spooky.
I know I'm like the only person other than the man himself to think this is the most groundbreaking, gutbusting parody ever, but I really dug the two years ago today version of the Jim Ross, Jr. Report. So go read it if you haven't!