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The W - Pro Wrestling - Petition to Get Lance Hoyt a Decent Ring Name
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LotusMegami
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Since: 22.9.03
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For those who haven't been watching TNA recently, the big man from Dallas is now wrestling under his own name. Which happens to be kind of lame.

There has been a trend in wrestlers changing to their real names. I don't find any problem with ring names, especially for those whose legal names are mundane or just odd.

I really like this guy. He's scary, he's hot, and he has talent as well. I think he needs to have a nmae that sounds tough.

If you agree, please take a moment to send and email to info@nwatna.com telling them.
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I dunno, a couple of times I've heard the crowd break into chants of "HOYT! HOYT! HOYT!" That's gotta be worth something.

Is "Lance" his real name? I'm always suspicious of wrestlers named "Lance."

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X-E's co-Worst Poster of all time! JKyle.com says:

Are you thinkinhg what I'm thinking Pinky?

Garrison Hoyt!

Now Karlos has no reason to mistrust.



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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.92
I guess Lance Snitsky wouldnt fly?
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Since: 16.1.02
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.05
If you do it with a reverse Brooklyn accent, he could be Lance Hurt.



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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.14
Eh. By any other name, he's still Test-lite. :)



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Since: 25.4.03
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    Originally posted by Kawshen
    Eh. By any other name, he's still Test-lite. :)


If you got a chance to see him on the Destination X pre-show match, tagging with Kid Kash, he's improved tremendously.

I think he'd look cooler without the long hair & barbed wire tattoo.



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X-E's co-Worst Poster of all time! JKyle.com says:

I've got it now...

GREGORY HOYT!

And he becomes the superhero Bobbed Wyre after Steve Austin gives him a speech about his tattoo during a heel promo.



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Since: 17.11.03
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.37
    Originally posted by AngryJohnny
    I've got it now...

    GREGORY HOYT!

    And he becomes the superhero Bobbed Wyre after Steve Austin gives him a speech about his tattoo during a heel promo.

You beat me to it! Seriously, I was about to call him Gregory Hoyt...but no, you had to ruin it for me.
Blame DDP, had he not come in, it would be different.



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Since: 2.1.02
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My only suggestion would be to add an S to the end of his last name. Then his finishing move -- whatever he comes up with or uses -- could be "That Hoyts."

"He's setting him up, King, he's got him in position ..."

"Oooh, That Hoyts, J.R., That Hoyts for sure, and Stevie Richards is down for the count."
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