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| #1 Posted on 2.6.04 0823.29 | Instant Rating: 7.02 | ANYONE working at a drive-thru establishment who feels the need to somehow try to fit 24.1 oz into a 24 oz. cup (or similar). It either gathers up in the rings that are molded into the lid or pours out of the strawhole when you take your first sip. Like I need THAT at 6:00 am. BITCH!
(I'm usually VERY careful about that sort of thing when I get a beverage, but it snuck up on me this morning, so I'm sitting at my desk OH SO COMFORTABLY in my shirt which as a rather large wet spot. JOY~! Seriously, that barista is SO lucky I didn't drive back and throw my drink at her.)
(Of course, I'd never actually DO that.)
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Since: 17.11.03 From: Tallahassee, FL
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| #2 Posted on 2.6.04 0830.31 | Instant Rating: 4.84 | I actually need to make it a point at the drive thru to say that I need x-amount of space in the coffee cup left over, since I'm one of those people who uses a ton of cream and sugar, especially with McDonald's coffee, which is really really strong.
I'm not what they call a picky customer otherwise for anything, but if I didn't in this case I'd probably have a whole litany of 3rd degree burns on my lap.
I expect you fans, you people here in LA to do what you do best. RIOT!
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Since: 16.4.02 From: Green Bay, WI
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| #3 Posted on 2.6.04 0838.54 | Instant Rating: 4.25 | 
Originally posted by Blanket Jackson I'm not what they call a picky customer otherwise for anything, but if I didn't in this case I'd probably have a whole litany of 3rd degree burns on my lap.
And you'd be a rich, rich man. Only in America!
Oh, and if this is a soon-to-be-damned LIST thread...allow me to submit Osama's name. Game over.
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Since: 12.12.01 From: Pittsburgh, PA
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| #4 Posted on 2.6.04 1340.05 | Instant Rating: 7.61 | | A ballsy choice. | Bullitt
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Since: 11.1.02 From: Houston
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| #5 Posted on 2.6.04 1343.16 | Instant Rating: 7.53 | For years I've had a theory that everyone should get to kill two people during their lifetime. You can use them at anytime on anyone...
Now wouldn't that make everyone a heck of a lot nicer? :)
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Since: 12.10.02 From: Canada
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| #6 Posted on 2.6.04 1356.12 | Instant Rating: 5.15 | Originally posted by Bullitt For years I've had a theory that everyone should get to kill two people during their lifetime. You can use them at anytime on anyone...
Now wouldn't that make everyone a heck of a lot nicer? :)
Unless you happen to anger someone in your lifetime and he/she decides to use one of those two free kills. :)
"Each race determines for itself what indecencies are. Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them." - Mark Twain | Bullitt
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Since: 11.1.02 From: Houston
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| #7 Posted on 2.6.04 1408.12 | Instant Rating: 7.53 | Originally posted by fuelinjected Unless you happen to anger someone in your lifetime and he/she decides to use one of those two free kills. :)
That's exactly my point...you wouldn't anger anyone, would you! :)
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Since: 7.2.02 From: Queens, NY
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| #8 Posted on 2.6.04 1438.47 | Instant Rating: 4.26 | My first move in the morning is usually to spill some amount of coffee on myself... with strategic placement on my pants so it looks like I wet myself.
My personal favorite, and the main reason I don't own a gun...
Drive on any Southern California freeway (101 or 405 especially). I'll be doing a comfortable 75-85, which isn't too bad if there's no traffic (which is rare, hence making the experience all the more pleasurable). Inevitably some a-hole who insists on doing their 45 MPH deliberately moves into the fast lane - thus making the fast lane the slow lane.
"Why did you get into my lane? WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?! Just give me reason so I can understand why the other AT ONE TIME SLOWER 4 lanes weren't good enough for you? WHY? WHY WHY WHY!?! You just had to slow the FAST lane down? WHY?"
Oh, and carpool lane my ass......
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Since: 3.1.02 From: Northern NJ
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| #9 Posted on 2.6.04 1453.53 | Instant Rating: 6.61 | How about the person who has to pay with a check in the express lane at the grocery store ?
Death may be a bit extreme but they at least deserve a severe beating with a rolled up People magazine.
Folk singers are always liberal pansies, but not me.....I sing for my fellow conservatives...care to hear "Shoot the Hippie out of the Redwood Tree" ? | thecubsfan
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Since: 10.12.01 From: Aurora, IL
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| #10 Posted on 2.6.04 1507.13 | Instant Rating: 10.00 | This thread!
Hahaha, close button!
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