...who thought Benoit's promo tonight was laaaaaaame? I mean, he's the Crippler. He's not the Orator. After all the hype this promo got, I thought it was going to be something special. Boy, was I disappointed. If all he's worked for all this time was the Heavyweight Title, then why'd he drop it as soon as he won? He's wooden, boring, and stiff on the mic. Keep him in the ring suplexing the holy hell out of people. That's what I want to see.
I thought it was good too -- one of the best promos I've seen him do. Now I don't read spoilers, so I didn't have the "benefit" of having any preset expectations. Not too overstated, & didn't seem forced(as his promos often do.) I can be real comfortable with him being a rabid wolverene in the ring, while being more circumspect in promos.
"I cripple people .... like Sabu Even Dr. Lloyd Youngblood would persribe him glue I'm a wolverine and I chop like hell I blow snot out my nose due to a weakened sense of smell I hurt my neck ARRRGGGHHH I thought I was done I spent a lot of couch time in ED-MON-TON Two times against the Rock I had the damn belt wun Think I don't take what I want? ASK KEVIN SULLIVAN! I can barely cut a promo, and I ain't too sheik, but I don't need that shit cause BITCH I GOT TECHNIQUE! I get you in the ring and you'll feel outta place and then I LOCKS IN A MUTHAFUCKIN KILLA CROSS-FACE! You can tap out quick or make the shit last long If you think I'm fulla shit then nigga PROVE ME WRONG!"
_____ and that would make him bigger than the Rock and Austin and Hogan combined = all in one nite
(edited by Hogan's My Dad on 6.12.02 0238) My best quotes from the NOV. 21 Smackdown Recap: -"a bath sponge is a King-Size bed to Rey Mysterio Jr" -"He stands on the apron for the west-coast-pop, a cool move with a very, very homosexual name." -"Through this felled wall we see Crash Holly lying on a table being orally pleasured by the trainer." -"Here comes Benoit! Crisp Benoit! Why do I call him Crisp? Because everything he does is CRISPY CRISP!" -"The shmuck in the Andre suit comes down. They hug. I find myself strangely aroused."
Originally posted by Hogan's My DadBenoit's rap in the hip-hop showdown:
"I cripple people .... like Sabu Even Dr. Lloyd Youngblood would persribe him glue I'm a wolverine and I chop like hell I blow snot out my nose due to a weakened sense of smell I hurt my neck ARRRGGGHHH I thought I was done I spent a lot of couch time in ED-MON-TON Two times against the Rock I had the damn belt wun Think I don't take what I want? ASK KEVIN SULLIVAN! I can barely cut a promo, and I ain't too sheik, but I don't need that shit cause BITCH I GOT TECHNIQUE! I get you in the ring and you'll feel outta place and then I LOCKS IN A MUTHAFUCKIN KILLA CROSS-FACE! You can tap out quick or make the shit last long If you think I'm fulla shit then nigga PROVE ME WRONG!"
_____ and that would make him bigger than the Rock and Austin and Hogan combined = all in one nite
(edited by Hogan's My Dad on 6.12.02 0238)
Benoit saying "If you think I'm full of shit, then nigga prove me wrong!" would make my life totally complete.
My point is that I hate it when WWE pushes eye candy divas like Dawn, opposed to divas that actually wrestle. And no, I don't want Trish doing the gimmick matches or posing in Playboy, I respect her even more that she doesn't.