Angle: I have more teeth than you. Benoit: I have more hair than you. Angle: I'm better than you! Benoit: I'M better than YOU! Angle: I'm TEN times better than you! Benoit: I'm ELEVEN times better than you! Angle: I'm an Olympic gold medalist! Uh? Uh? I thought so.
That's good....any day now, those two are going to break out into their own special version of the classic Bugs/Daffy "Duck Season/Rabbit Season" exchange.
Personally, I dug Kurt's line from Survivor Series:
"Tag team partners don't shake hands! Tag team partners gotta hug!"
Benoit's discomfort with a warm, fuzzy Angle? As the good folk at MasterCard say, "priceless".
"And you won't hate me because I'm just a little, teeny, weeny, wee bit bloodthirsty, will you?" (Katisha/"The Mikado")
I still haven't seen Survivor Series, but almost everything about it sounds great! (Except for RVD being the first eliminated...yeesh!)
I have a feeling Kurt Angle will often be the subject for this thread. Everything he says is pure gold!
Benoit's discomfort when he got hugged by Kurt Angle: "Um, hello, you can let go of me now. Gettin' weird. Okay, Kurt." Probably how RVD felt last year when Austin was hugging him. :-)
That just made me think of another moment. The SmackDown after No Mercy, where Stephanie presented them with the trophy for winning the tag belts?
So help me, if Angle had looked at the busted trophy & wailed a la Stimpy "You broke it! You broke it! My first material posession", I'd have probably generated a hernia from laughter.
But it had a beauty of its own.
"And you won't hate me because I'm just a little, teeny, weeny, wee bit bloodthirsty, will you?" (Katisha/"The Mikado")
The most odd thing is that these two are totally the kings of the Smackdown tag division...and they're just two singles wrestlers who got thrown together in the make-shift tag division. It was great at the Survivor Series how when they were eliminated, the crowd first booed & then just didn't care about the rest of the match.
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We're not defending it we're just letting the children out there know that being a wrestler puts you above the law. Smoke weed and try EVERYTHING you see on Jackass kids!