Trish Stratus and Lillian Garcia are known to be best of friends in real life. Presumably, when on the road, they hang out with each other and hit the occasional bar.
Pretend for a moment that you, yes you, are in said bar when Trish and Lillian walk in. For the sake of the experiment, pretend that you're free of any romantic attachments at the moment.
The question: which one do you hit on first?
I was born in a manger, like that other guy. You know, he wore a hat?
Hmmmm ... I would say Trish. My first thought process would be to go after Lillian because she may be easier to get then Trish. HOWEVER, that's probably a lot of guys thought process. Therefore, Trish probably gets looked over by intimidated guys. Besides, would you rather be rejected by, Trish or Lillian?
If I were to hit on either one of them, it'd probably be Trish... although I'm not in the habit of picking up chicks in bars (or anywhere else, for that matter, even though I'm straight).
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Originally posted by DarrylTheHitmanNeither; I'm generally afraid to speak to women I find attractive for fear of them not finding me attractive.
Realistically I guess this would happen with me too LoL - but if I could have either of them, it would be Trish in a sec. Lillian is attractive no doubt, but she couldn't pull off a half-naked, greased up bikini body like Trish can.
Lillian. You ALWAYS talk to the girl that is less hot than her friend. The underdog girl is surprised that you skipped her hotter friend. Usually, the better looking girl has the control in their freindship so if she likes how you rap to her inferior friend she will just move in and send the other girl back home alone as usual. Either way, in this case, it's a win-win situation.
If this sounds harsh remember I am just going on the in a bar/hook up premise.
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Unless I was drunk. If I was drunk, I'd probably hit on both of them and get my ass kicked.
Since everyone else is doing it (ok, not EVERYONE, but...)
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Well, I find Garcia more attractive than Trish. Especially in those leather pants she wore onstage while singing that horrid song of hers.
BUT I wouldnt hit on either of them. I would find a cute girl with a bit of an ass on her, and start up a conversation about how all the guys are throwing themselves at such plastic looking women. She would agree, and we would go to her house and have sex. (AT LEAST THATS THE PLAN!)
Originally posted by InVerseI'd take 3 shots of Jagermeister and then go ask them if they knew where Molly or Victoria was hanging out.
It would all depend on how much I'd had to drink. If I had no buzz at all, I'd likely just sit there, say "Damn, they're hot", and start drinking up the courage to say anything. I'd probably have to ask where Ivory was if I were slightly buzzing. If I were really tanked, I'd put some really bad moves on Trish.
I would walk over to the ladies all smooth like; bust out my "Hey, where's the gym" line (Farley rulz!), then, when I had them eating out of the palm of my hand, I'd ask:
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Trish loses some points for her love of hip-hop (not my thing) but gains it all back with her legit knowledge of hockey, plus having a hockey and pool table in her house... Lol I'm such a loser I chance with Trish Stratus and I'm thinking of her hockey table =)
I'm putting more thought into this then my RSPW ballot, hell I'm putting more thought into this then half of my exams... There two of the hottest girls around and pretty much tied. Trish has the cute little body with just enough chubbiness to it that makes you want to just give her a bear hug. While Lilian's got a smockin little body on her as well. With legs I'd put up against Stacy's anyday.
Decision, Decisions, Decisions! Err I'd probably try something stupid Like "Go Big or Go Home" and try to convince both of them to participate in a handicap match. And I'll promise to put Lilian over big time.(no idea what that means..lol). I'm sure Trish wouldn't mind.
i'd chat them up, and it would depend on who i connected with first, if at all. i'd lean towards lillian because i subconsciencely pick up on accents, and it gets me into trouble sometimes, eh?
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I'm not going to take the easy route and say I don't pick up people in bars (although I don't). Not in 'em often at all, to be honest; however, if the bar was part of a club...
I suppose I'd go for Trish first, see if there's and kind of common interest, and if not, hey, at least I got to talk to Trish, right? ;)
"Lillian. You ALWAYS talk to the girl that is less hot than her friend. The underdog girl is surprised that you skipped her hotter friend. Usually, the better looking girl has the control in their freindship so if she likes how you rap to her inferior friend she will just move in and send the other girl back home alone as usual. Either way, in this case, it's a win-win situation.
If this sounds harsh remember I am just going on the in a bar/hook up premise."
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