After somebody mentioned that we should post more wrestling-related humor articles, and since The Warrior is providing us with a non-stop stream of entertainment all this month, I figured I should let you guys have a look at THIS!
By the title of your post, I thought you meant that Warrior University was going to reopen. I was SO ready to fly to Arizona and learn how to harness my Destrucity~!
It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
Well, considering the article was written 9/21/00, nobody would've know about the Goldberg costume joke. Minor point, I know--had it been written today, then the idea would be quite hilarious indeed.