With poison running through your veins, and death marching solemnly towards you, heroic acts become more of a necessity as you see your time dwindling.
Vanquishing your enemies, making amends to those you have wronged, and leaving words of love and kindness for those around you become second nature as your own mortality looms
However, true strength lies not in these last desperate acts, but in the actions of one who has to get out of bed the next day and face the consequences of doing that which you believe is right.
Originally posted by Parts UnknownOops! Sorry...though it's hard to tell, that's the *NEW IMPROVED Christina Aguilera (I think she's going for the Pink vibe or something these days).
Shakira has a much bigger booty, I think.
No -- Christina's going for the alter-ego-I-need-press-badly-before-I'm-on-Celebrity Boot Camp mode.
"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."— George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002
Originally posted by dMpAnd what does Splork mean?
Not a bad picture. I dont like C.A. but the whole picture is good.
Trust me, you don't want to know what Splork means :-)
CA really is attention-starved huh? Wow, first Britney is exposed as having had sex, and now Christina totally turns on her fan base (the teenaged girls who bought her first album). WHERE HAVE ALL THE ROLE MODELS GONE?
She's still hot though.
"Oh, a handful of change. I guess I can use this to go...um...buy some candy. So thank you for adding a step to my Halloween process"- homestarrunner
On the one hand, Christina IS the most skankified woman in music today. On the other hand, that is the best looking outfit she's been photographed "wearing" in a while.
"I figure that if we can manage to survive through a cross-country drive, marriage can't help but be a snap." - CRZ, the Last RAW Recap "A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - me
Okay, I may seem like even more of a weirdo than usual here, but as a wise man once said "I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick." I was never a big fan of her to begin with (hey, I like women who look like they've eaten meals that didn't get vomited right back up) but now she looks so skanky and just icky i feel like there'd be a slime trail wherever you touch her. I respect her desperate attempt at reinvention, but that doesn't mean I need to like it ;)
You all realize she's just one album flop away from doing Playboy,not like we haven't seen it all anyway. Same for Ms. Spears as well.
Their is a line between being hot and being skanky. Let's just say Christina is building a mansion on the skanky side. Hell,I find Bonnie Hunt wearing those black-rimmed glasses hotter the Ms. Aug.....Age...Agaulier.....ah dammit Christina.
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Does this look like a man who would dry hump a mannequin?
When Liz Phair or Shirley Manson does a cover like that, call me. Or Lisa Loeb, for cryin' out loud...
"No society has managed to invest more time and energy in the perpetuation of the fiction that it is _moral, sane and wholesome_ than our current crop of _Modern Americans_." -- Frank Zappa
Originally posted by vspOr Lisa Loeb, for cryin' out loud...
She'd better be wearing the glasses.
Well, of course. She'd look naked without them.
"No society has managed to invest more time and energy in the perpetuation of the fiction that it is _moral, sane and wholesome_ than our current crop of _Modern Americans_." -- Frank Zappa