(If Albert is there): "Hey Albert! 2000 Undertaker from Survivor Series called, he wants his pants back!" (If the What is still chanted): "Che cosa?" (Italian for WHAT?) (If you like HHH): "GAMER (Arrow pointing down to you)" (If Big Show or Boss Man is on the card): "Move, you lazy crap for crap!" (If Mr. Perfect is on the card): "GUM SWAT!" But when in doubt, shill the Slash!
...Some fear the Pink... ...But many fear....THE MOUNTIE! (He's handsome, he's brave, and he's strong, you know)
Damn, I love these threads. Lemme see if I can come up with some good ideas this time.
Hmmm... how about: "Will join nWo for push"
"Still PERFECT after all these years"
(especially if you can get a photo of Homer Simpson in an nWo t-shirt) "n W DOH!"
"JERICHO IS *NOT* A FLUKE!!"
"jackasssaysWHAT!"
(for Scott Hall)"Drunk man walkin'"
"What Hardcore Title?"
"I let Edge back into the building!"
"I'd rather be watching 'Buffy.'"
"Rude Awakening" (with the word "Rude" crossed out and the word "Venis" above it)
"nWo < WWF < RVD"
"If Rodman shows up, I'm outta here."
"HHH - Maven was never eliminated!"
"No Farrooq? Damn."
"People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America." - "Born on the Fourth of July," 1989. "One day, we will be reunited. But until then, my spirit will always be with you." - "Mortal Kombat," 1995.
scan a big 25x15 of bookers mug shot...and the caption says: Booker fears Wendy's
-- Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -- Satisfaction GUARENTEED!!!! or you owe me ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!! R-D-Z
Man, the first one's good, but the second idea is gold. Sorry to waste bandwidth, but I just had to say that.
"People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America." - "Born on the Fourth of July," 1989. "One day, we will be reunited. But until then, my spirit will always be with you." - "Mortal Kombat," 1995.
Hope that she and the baby are both healthy. I still think they can build a pshyco angle on this and do some build - if they care to invest the time and effort. I'm thinking "female Mankind" kind of disturbed. If she was willing (and able)...