I'm gonna say something and you're not gonna like it. Last night's Raw entertained me. I....liked it. The storyline...makes sense. Kane coming back and kicking ass...the promo in the ring...it all makes sense. It's not a very good wrestling-based angle, but it's not the worst one ever. Last week, Triple H came out and told Kane that he knew about Katie Vick. Then, this week, after a while of thinking and consultation from his friends (including WWE's resident superhero), Kane came out and told his side of the story. Tripps came out and offered up some more stuff, including maybe a few lies. Kane left the building and went off to think about stuff. At the end of the show he came back and kicked ass. That, to me at least, represents Kane sorting things out in his mind and coming to terms with what happened. Now he can focus on his main goal....jobbing clean to Triple H at No Mercy. I just wanna know when Hunter's gonna fight Trish to unify the Women's Title into the World Title (aka the World/Intercontinental/European/Hardcore/United States title).
Benoit & Angle vs. Eddie & Chavo. There is no way in hell that this could possibly suck. GOD BLESS SMACKDOWN!
I don't think those of us who loathe the whole business are arguing that, boiled down to its most basic level (heel champion tries to screw with tough face challenger's head), it doesn't make sense. The illogic and poor taste multiplies when you try to get past that most basic level, though.
I just wanna know when Hunter's gonna fight Trish to unify the Women's Title into the World Title (aka the World/Intercontinental/European/Hardcore/United States title) = GOLDEN.
Originally posted by DJ FrostyFreezeI just wanna know when Hunter's gonna fight Trish to unify the Women's Title into the World Title (aka the World/Intercontinental/European/Hardcore/United States title) = GOLDEN.
LOL, works for me, one show, one champion......but, lets not forget those pesky tag belts...perhaps a three way match which will meld the tag titles into the WCW title?...oooops, I mean World Heavyweight title.
I can see it now. He pedigrees her on top of the cage, chunks her into the Spanish Announce Table, pounds her with a sledge hammer, pins her for the women's title, then goes to the back and shoots RVD and Jericho with a .38-special.
Then tears his quad...*but finishes the match~!*
"Oh, i'll never understand this emptiness...but I'll never really try and understand, I guess." - Whiskeytown, Sit and Listen to the Rain
Nonono, that's Benoit who's finishing move is shooting people with a gun. Click Here
Imagine it... RVD vs. Benoit. They lock up... Benoit goes behind RVD... RVD flips over Benoit's back... Benoit blocks Rob's punch and catches him in an armdrag... Rob leaps right back up and catches Benoit in an armdrag. Neither competitor seemingly can gain any advantage, so as happens at the beginning of every RVD match, they decide to break and circle each other. The crowd applauds in appreciation and anticipation. Benoit and RVD eye each other warily. Benoit shrugs, pulls out his gun, and shoots RVD! That's his move! 1, 2, 3!
-Jag
With poison running through your veins, and death marching solemnly towards you, heroic acts become more of a necessity as you see your time dwindling.
Vanquishing your enemies, making amends to those you have wronged, and leaving words of love and kindness for those around you become second nature as your own mortality looms
However, true strength lies not in these last desperate acts, but in the actions of one who has to get out of bed the next day and face the consequences of doing that which you believe is right.
And be sure to pin Jeff Hardy as well, who could sortof be considered to hold the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship. And they should be sure to crown a new WCW Light Heavyweight World Champion so they can unifie it with the Triple H title.
I say let him wait until after the world series, run over either barry bonds or Tim Salmon,with the dreaded forklift of incredible gastrointestinal discomfort, and become WCWEW HeavylightheavyUntitedStatesHardcoreTagTeamWorldSeries champion.
And let's have that match between Lennox Lewis and Brock Lesnar. Lesnar loses the WWE World Title to Lewis, who goes on to lose it-- and his boxing titles-- to Triple H.
Then Rhyno returns. You'll remember he was the last man to hold the ECW World and Television Titles. The FTW Title is also part of the ECW World Title. So Rhyno returns with all three belts, and likewise gets squashed by Triple H.
Thus, Triple H would hold all these titles:
WWE World Heavyweight, WCW World Heavyweight, ECW World Heavyweight, WBA World Heavyweight, IBF World Heavyweight, WWE Intercontinental, WCW United States, ECW Television, WWE Tag Team, WWE Hardcore, WWE Light Heavyweight, WCW Light Heavyweight, WWE Women's, and WCW Tag Team.
“I've been waiting long for one of us to say, ‘Save the darkness, and let it never fade away.’” --a-ha, “The Living Daylights”, theme from The Living Daylights
Two-Time, Two-Time Randomly Selected Weiner of the Day, 5/27/02 and 7/3/02
Originally posted by NotTripleHAnd be sure to pin Jeff Hardy as well, who could sortof be considered to hold the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship. And they should be sure to crown a new WCW Light Heavyweight World Champion so they can unifie it with the Triple H title.
Ah.
-The Triple H Asylum Champion
Actually, I think the last Light Heavyweight Champ was X-Pac, although that's not really important.
Y'know, Roy Jones Jr. is talking about fighting John Ruiz, so if he beats him we can throw the unified Light Heavyweight title in, and then have Lennox beat Ruiz and so on until HHH has 6 major boxing titles too....then he can beat Kurt Angle and throw Kurt's gold medals into the mix....anyone know where Larry Zybzsko is, so maybe HHH could become the AWA champ as well?
Maybe we can win this week: Green Bay34, Chicago 21 Bears go to 2-3 (next vs. Detroit Oct. 20)
Originally posted by spf2119Y'know, Roy Jones Jr. is talking about fighting John Ruiz, so if he beats him we can throw the unified Light Heavyweight title in, and then have Lennox beat Ruiz and so on until HHH has 6 major boxing titles too....then he can beat Kurt Angle and throw Kurt's gold medals into the mix....anyone know where Larry Zybzsko is, so maybe HHH could become the AWA champ as well?
He's on the golf course, so maybe after Larryland wins the PGA Championship, he can job it to HHH. Oh wait, Larry's a belt killer, so that means the PGA would go out of business with him as champion. Besides, Trip and Larryland can always meet to discuss the secret of their success, as Larry's marrying Verne's daughter to get the AWA Title was the blueprint of HHH career.
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
OK, this thread has turned into the funniest thread of the week. Great stuff. Even better because the thread started as an almost pro-HHH rant and turned into another HHH bashing forum. Hee hee feel the lizzove.
"Oh would you stop being all stealthy and just get in the truck"- Tom Servo
Um, it actually started as a "don't hate me because I like the Kane storyline" thread, but now, Triple H can beat Raw Deal World Champion Mike Canu to become the Raw Deal champion too!
Benoit & Angle vs. Eddie & Chavo. There is no way in hell that this could possibly suck. GOD BLESS SMACKDOWN!
Originally posted by gugsUm, it actually started as a "don't hate me because I like the Kane storyline" thread, but now, Triple H can beat Raw Deal World Champion Mike Canu to become the Raw Deal champion too!
You do have to admit that you brought it upon yourself: Now he can focus on his main goal....jobbing clean to Triple H at No Mercy. I just wanna know when Hunter's gonna fight Trish to unify the Women's Title into the World Title (aka the World/Intercontinental/European/Hardcore/United States title).
I was ready to chime in that I don't hate the Kane storyline either, til you brought my Tripsy's alleged megalomania into it.
The truth is HHH isn't being egotistical here, and trying to become the champion of everything. He's just trying to help the company by making the RAW Brand Championship that much stronger. This is, of course, a two stage plan. The first stage is to unify it with as many titles as possible. The second stage is to NEVER LOSE IT. I mean, c'mon. A belt that changes hands every month isn't worth that much, now is it? So in order to keep the 'World Title' strong, the only way Trips losses the belt is when the pry it from his cold dead body.
-Jag
Or he has another quad injury.
With poison running through your veins, and death marching solemnly towards you, heroic acts become more of a necessity as you see your time dwindling.
Vanquishing your enemies, making amends to those you have wronged, and leaving words of love and kindness for those around you become second nature as your own mortality looms
However, true strength lies not in these last desperate acts, but in the actions of one who has to get out of bed the next day and face the consequences of doing that which you believe is right.
You guys remember how Shaquille O'Neal became briefly involved with wrestling early in Hulk Hogan's WCW run?
We could bring him into WWE to job the NBA Championship to Triple H.
Then Trips could promptly begin sleeping with as many women as possible so he could lay claim to Wilt Chamberlain's “I Slept With 10,000 Women” Championship.
Damn, now I'm starting to stretch it a little bit... LOL...
“I've been waiting long for one of us to say, ‘Save the darkness, and let it never fade away.’” --a-ha, “The Living Daylights”, theme from The Living Daylights
Two-Time, Two-Time Randomly Selected Wiener of the Day, 5/27/02 and 7/3/02
"Don't let the seemingly conservative demeanor of Sean Morley fool you. The WWE superstar known as Val Venis has been known for his perverse antics backstage, such as sneaking into the women's locker room and sniffing their panties.