OK. So, yesterday (Monday) I road-tripped down to the Smackdown-cast house show in Tucson. Small crowd, very intimate, the guys knocked themselves out, great fun.
Toward the end of the intermission, a bit of murmuring & pointing among some of the crowd over on my side. Along comes Jeff Hardy (yes, Jeff) walking along between the floor & lower level sections. Obligatory squealing girls -- he turns, smiles & waves appropriately. He comes back the other way a couple of minutes later. Talks to a few people. Heads back toward the dressing room area -- lingers around watching the Jamie Noble / Rey Mysterio match.
So I think to myself, "Self," I think, "that's odd. Well, maybe for some reason he's just not booked at the live Vegas Raw show. So he came to Tucson instead?!?!" Ooooh-kay.
I get home, watch the Raw show that I'd taped. And there's Jeff Hardy!!! WTF!?!
Now by my precise calculations, given the respective show start times, etc, it might be theoretically possible to finish the Vegas show, run to a waiting jet, & show up in Tucson by the intermission there. But ... not real likely.
Are there Jeff Hardy clones running around out in the world??? Too weird.
Wait-- let's not let the potential of this thread go untapped! By my calculations, we've got at least four (4) 'Jeff Hardys' running 'round:
--The one Emm saw at the Tucson show.
--The 'Jeff Hardy' who appeared on Raw.
--The 'Jeff Hardy' who has a passion for performing, and would never do endless pointless squashes by big men without bringing something special to them.
--The heterosexual 'Jeff Hardy,' who only made one appearance, to utter the line to his 'brother,' Matt, last year: "Don't you get it, Matt? Chicks dig us!" [with big smile]
M. Cole: Oh no, what's Angle going to do with that chair. Tazz: Well, I think he wants to, you know, HIT HIM with it.