To be honest, as much as I liked D-Lo's spiel (and he DEFINITELY gave us a different shade of Coach than I was used to) I hope he can find a niche somewhere on RAW. I like the guy in-ring, but if he's going to keep EITHER Booker or Goldust off tv, then he can stay on Heat. Period. I like the guy, but he's nowhere near my top ten. That and he has to prove himself to me after the awfulness of Low Down (Yeah, STILL, that group sucked).
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Well the D'lo and Coach announce team ammused me for about 3..... weeks. Jebus did they get annoying fast. I have never heard an announcing style that says "Hey the fights you are watching is totally fake and phony". Someone gets nailed in the nuts and they start singing in high voices "He got hit in the nether regions" the guys nuts could be busted and you go into song? And of course whenever the face comes back they throw out "returning with a classic comeback" again with a gimmick voiced.
I know that in the whole bit picture of things, Heat is pretty low in the importance scale. And yes Johnny the bull v. Credible isn't the most intense/over feud for the announcers to put over... But there has to be a happy medium between D'lo/Coach lets get all our tag lines in and Jaqualine's everything was a "5 star match baby especially that Stasiak/Bossman match. Did you see that coach, doesn't get better then that!".
One little line I did find interesting tonight was when Coach said "Stasiak is on fire". First thing the popped in head was "Don't you mean Stasiak was fired?".
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Didn't see Heat, but I would imagine that would make him a face. Although, when he 1st was on Heat, he was a face, then was a heel his next match, and stayed a heel for a while.
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Originally posted by asteroidboyD'Lo said that the "nation" demanded that he return. And here I thought that Faarooq was on leave with a sick wife!
That would be crazy-awesome, what with nothing going on for Faarooq, Mark Henry or The Godfather right now. I just hope D'Lo gets onto one of the real shows. RAW could really use him.
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Originally posted by tomvejadaI wasn't a fan of the D-Lo-Coach announce team.
I hope they do give him some sort of push.
Also, is Johnny The Bull a face, cause he slaps the fans' hands?
Maybe he's the next blue chipper, after randy Orton! LOL
I liked Coach and D'Lo together, but I hated D'Lo and his favorite catchphrase:
You're not representing! You're not keeping it real!
Who are they going to have feuding with D'Lo this time? Raven (again)? Maybe the Hurricane, who looks destined to be a Heat exclusive, if he isn't already there.
Originally posted by ScarIf you call main-eventing Heat a push.
Yeah, I bet all the other wrestlers on the roster would hate to main event a national show on MTV every week. Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven, you know.
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Originally posted by tomvejadaI wasn't a fan of the D-Lo-Coach announce team.
I hope they do give him some sort of push.
Also, is Johnny The Bull a face, cause he slaps the fans' hands?
Maybe he's the next blue chipper, after randy Orton! LOL
I liked Coach and D'Lo together, but I hated D'Lo and his favorite catchphrase:
You're not representing! You're not keeping it real!
Who are they going to have feuding with D'Lo this time? Raven (again)? Maybe the Hurricane, who looks destined to be a Heat exclusive, if he isn't already there.
Last I saw, Hurricane is half the tag team champs. Not exactly heat exclusive.
Originally posted by Santa SangreLast I saw, Hurricane is half the tag team champs. Not exactly heat exclusive.
Kane & Hurricane will have lost the title to the "Three Minute Warning" (such a stupid name) before No Mercy. Probably with help from Triple H. Mark my words.
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Originally posted by ScarIf you call main-eventing Heat a push.
Yeah, I bet all the other wrestlers on the roster would hate to main event a national show on MTV every week. Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven, you know.
Has anyone brought up how Orton was mouthing "I'm sorry." a couple of times, right to The Even Stronger Authority? Also, why are they pissed at Orton? Byran shoved him into Steph. It's not like he intentionally launched hizzelf at her.