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Interesting! I always liked the +Sunny++Godwinns++slop episode. What made it memorable was McMahon's over-the-top announcing: "SHE'S BEEN SSSLLLLOPPED! OH YEAH! LOOKIT THE CHUNNNKS!"
I shed a tear for those days.
"Oh, i'll never understand this emptiness...but I'll never really try and understand, I guess." - Whiskeytown, Sit and Listen to the Rain
I shed a tear whenever I think of McMahon's announcing.
Karl: If you had a neck and I had hands I would squeeze your brain which is your body right out of the top of your head which does not exist! Zorak: That's some great hair. Karl: Thanks, it's not real.
Originally posted by The GoonI'm confused. Is someone trying to find out what Val Venis does on holidays?
I reckon they were in search of this quote:
"Hello ladies... you know something, for the next couple of days, this leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's - so ladies, why don't you come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays!"
Originally posted by Parts UnknownWhat made it memorable was McMahon's over-the-top announcing: "SHE'S BEEN SSSLLLLOPPED! OH YEAH! LOOKIT THE CHUNNNKS!"
UGH! You had to go and remind me that McMahon was an announcer, didn't you? Now I am going to have nightmares. Big friggin' nightmares, and I'll hear McMahon doing the commentary.
I still think one of the funniest Raw's ever was when they had Bartlett doing a McMahon impersonation through the entire hour.
Originally posted by Tribal ProphetMan, now I've got "BAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaack Body Drop!" stuck in my head over and over... It's worse that the Puff The Magic Dragon song!
Tribal Prophet
i just watched Beyond the Mat for the billionth time the other night with a friend and now i've got "HEEEEEEE'S GONNA PUKE!" in my head....grrrr....
Currently suffering from Pink Eye. First, chicken pox at 20, now pink eye. What's next, the mumps? That's just my 2.461 Yen.
I'm probably going to have to dodge some rocks here, but I LOVED Vince the announcer. Kitsch at its kitschiest. He was friggin' terrific. So much so, in fact, that after he became Evil Owner Vince McMahon, I spent a year enjoying it but hoping it'd eventually blow over and he'd be able to go back to being an announcer again.
He and Lawler are maybe my favorite team ever. They were gold together. Hey, Vince is off TV! And the announcing situation is so bad people are singing the praises of Michael Cole! This is the perfect opportunity for him to come back! Don't tell me you wouldn't mark for "One, two, he got him! Oh, wait, no he didn't" just one more time.
Azcar, flores y muchos colores! Estos fueron los ingredientes elegidos para crear a la niita perfecta. Pero el profesor Utonio agrego accidentalmente otro ingrediente a la formula: la sustancia X! Y as nacieron, las Chicas Superpoderosas! Con sus ultra sper poderes, Bombn, Burbuja y Bellota dedican su vida a combatir el crimen y las fuerzas del mal!
"I'm probably going to have to dodge some rocks here, but I LOVED Vince the announcer. Kitsch at its kitschiest. He was friggin' terrific."
It's for this same reason, by the way, that Don West completely rules. Any of you that watch TNA (all two of you), check out the bit where he previews the next show. Pure badass intentional overacting. He's doing this on purpose, kiddies.
It was Vince's laugh at a totally non-funny incident and/or comment that would forever get me. He would always wait about a good seven or eight seconds afterwards before laughing.
On a Vince commentary subject, I've had him in my head since I rented the Slammy Awards from 1996 and 1997.
Announcer Vince ruled the free world. I can't tell you how many fond memories I have of hearing him and his over the top announcing making many hideously bad moments of TV at least good for a chuckle - and thats not an overstatement.
"And in front of the entire world, I want to show my little boy that sometimes - just sometimes, you have to FIGHT to be a man." - Michael S. Hickenbottom, the man who does not take part in angles that conflict with his religion, swearing violent revenge on HHH in full view of his two-year-old son. 11:06 PM, EST. 08/05/02. This angle, which has gone from being a "clean" wrestling match to an all-out unsanctioned street fight for bloody revenge is apparently sponsored by the book of Joshua.
I still enjoy impersonating vince from that wrestlemania where Shawn Michaels made his entrance by swinging down from the rafters on a zip line and Vince went: "WHOOOOAAAAAA! LOOK AT THAT! HYAH HYAH HYAAAHHHHH!! WHAT A RIIIDDEE!"
God he sucked so bad he was almost good. But I'd be too embarassed to watch Raw if he was announcing.
Vince's best moments always came when something happened below the belt. For example, I always recall him during Jake Roberts' squash matches exclaiming "LOOK AT DAMIAN CRAWLING ALL OVER HIM - RIGHT IN THE CROTCH AREA!"
Originally posted by Parts UnknownWhat made it memorable was McMahon's over-the-top announcing: "SHE'S BEEN SSSLLLLOPPED! OH YEAH! LOOKIT THE CHUNNNKS!"
UGH! You had to go and remind me that McMahon was an announcer, didn't you? Now I am going to have nightmares. Big friggin' nightmares, and I'll hear McMahon doing the commentary.
I still think one of the funniest Raw's ever was when they had Bartlett doing a McMahon impersonation through the entire hour.
That wasn't Bartlett. AIRC, it was some other guy who was dubbed "Vince McMannequin" for the night, though Bartlett was also there on color commentary. And I agree it was the funniest Raw ever...I laughed till I thought I would piss my pants that night.
WATTAMANUEVER! IT'S RAAAWWWWWW and OFF THE ROPES and.......DOOOOOOOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
were the only things he said all night. Hoo!
I loved Vince the Announcer.
Oh and ripblazer...I think you're stretching the truth here. I don't remember the word "crotch" ever used on late-80s or very early-90s Raw when Jake was around. He probably said "breadbasket" or "lower abdominal region."
"Oh, i'll never understand this emptiness...but I'll never really try and understand, I guess." - Whiskeytown, Sit and Listen to the Rain