I have an idea for how one could attract some heat to the incredibly stupid team of Chuck and Billy...Make them into a Gay Pride Faction! Bring in Goldust, Maybe Scotty 2 Hotty (can't forget TOO MUCH) and maybe Val Venis for a heavyweight threat (his old pornstar gimmick could explain that he got so tired of the ladies that he wanted to see what life "on the other side" was like. Hell, maybe incorporate the Big Show into the faction....since he is always the victim of ballshots, have him explain that he got around to enjoying mens hands on his privates.....Keep Billy and Chuck as the centerpiece of the team, and have them eventually win the Tag Titles and have a yearlong reign. Can't anyone smell the ratings and controversy this would bring??
In such cases, less is more. Chuck and Billy are fine.
Actually, the NWO could have learned from that whole "less is more" thing too. Hopefully that's one lesson Vince DID pay attention to, in the eve of their reintroduction to the wrestling world, whether it wants/needs them or not.
Can't do it with Goldust. He's already outed himself as straight. Lawler: "Aren't you, you know, (bleep)." Goldust (big dramatic pause) "No!" Then he made out with the director formally known as Marlena.
Moe
Farooq is the man so hit your knees and start praying!
Are you kidding? That happened five years ago. The WWF doesn't even keep track of what angles went down last month (i.e. Kane and Big Show teaming up again)
I was born in a manger, like that other guy. You know, he wore a hat?
let's not and say we did...with ad revenue at an all time low, it's not prudent to piss off GLAAD...
-- Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -- Satisfaction GUARENTEED!!!! or you owe me ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!! R-D-Z
Actually, I think they should just bring in Lenni and Lodi, and they won't have to say a thing, those two can be the perfect matchup for the BlowGunns. I don't know why the WWF didn't just get the West Hollywood Blondes to do the gay gimmick than Gunn/Palumbo, they do it MUCH better... Of course, if this gimmick could humiliate Gunn enough for him to go bye bye, I'm all for it, GO SUCK N CHUCK!!!
Lenny and Lodi would be the only people I would accept as out-of-the-closet gay. While Billy and Chuckie may be the "best of friends," I don't think we will EVER see them as more than that.
It's no secret that I hold a certain disdain for JBL. Having said that, I love it when one heel suckers in another heel and watching JBL wipe out an unsuspecting Orton was great.