These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
It's quite all right, CRZ. I am just glad that journalistic integrity prevailed in the end and my work of art, which is sure to be highly influential, can be seen by all.
There are several different themes I kept in mind when constructing this latest piece. One of which was the gargantuan size of HHH, being placed as bigger than the Titan Tower itself.
Titan Tower, of course, being the literal presence of WWE as the tower comes crumbling down with Stephanie on top, staring in awe as the one thing she loves most destroys it.
Vince, obviously, has taken a backseat to the presence of Stephanie & HHH growing in control. Even though he is the real figurehead of the company, he has entrusted his power to his daughter only to stand and watch her destroy what he created. His mention of "Brock being strong, too," being almost unheard as HHH destroys the building.
Then, of course, you have the tragic fall from grace of Vince Russo. Naked for the world to see, he plunges to the ground, never to return to WWE. A man who's standards are seen as low and can't possibly sink lower, falls straight to the bottom as even he can't stomach the violent assault on WWE.
The choice of Microsoft Paint as a forum to create this art was a choice I made out of the sheer simplicity of form that could be manipulated to create something that looks so innocent (as if a child were to draw it), when it is clearly showing barbaric images.
Many of my influences come from Michaelangelo and those drawings you see on cave walls.
I believe that is water coming out of his mouth. I think it symblizes the wastefullness of corporate america (and, quite honestly, corporations on a global scale) when it comes to our precious, limited, and delicious natural resources. Like water, elk, and trees.
Unless you mean the other thing, that's an arm. It symbolizes the destruction that can be wrought with the proper tools. But, that's just my interpretation. Either that or a giant uni-man-boob.
I don't know how you do these amazing articles with such minor response, man. Anyway, the only point I want to make is that is takes all kinds of fans to make up an event. Sometimes I've been seated with kids, who know it's fake but love it all the same....