Well, first of all, this would go in a sports forum, if CRZ had a Tennis or Other Sports forum, but he doesn't, so it's random. Anna Kournikova, goddess of the Internet and loser of matches the world over, is in the finals of a tournament. No, it's not the French Open or anything where she'd have to beat somebody good, but she is in the finals. Now, because comedy is why people laugh, let's examine that tourney, shall we? It's in Shanghai. A week after the US Open, it's in Shanghai. Nobody big is going to Shanghai after the United States Open. Now, here's where it gets really good. She is facing the number one seed in the finals. Who is this number one seed in the finals. Who is she, you ask? Anna Smashnova, I answer. Does anybody wanna guess what Anna's seed is in the tournament? Come on, guess. She's the fourth seed! That's right, you heard it. Fourth-seeded Anna Kournikova. Doesn't sound right. I bet she loses, though.
The Red Sox bandwagon is mighty empty, these days. Plenty of room for me to stretch out, I guess.
...everyone join me on the Daniela Hantchunova bandwagon before all the moronic sports columnists that have been drooling over Anna all these years realize that not only is she hotter than Anna, but she's also a hell of a lot better at tennis.
"I never felt uncomfortable, even with my clothes off Chillin' so hard my ass almost froze off"
...everyone join me on the Daniela Hantchunova bandwagon before all the moronic sports columnists that have been drooling over Anna all these years realize that not only is she hotter than Anna, but she's also a hell of a lot better at tennis.
Too late man, SI ran a small article and mentioned her a couple of weeks ago. You're right though, she is fine.
Habs: 0-0-0-0 (Camp has started!) Renegades: 2-9-0 (Last place in the CFL East) Man of the Week: Saku Koivu for being cancer free. Goat of the Week: Richard Zednik for not showing up to camp.
Sadly, Anna's quest for a singles title will have to wait another tournament, as she lost in straight sets.
And the hell with Anna and anyone else, I got bitten with a wicked Jennifer Capriati crush back when she debuted and it really hasn't abated despite the arrests, drug use, physique changes, whatever. I can't defend or explain it, it's just how it is.
The Magic Continues: Chicago 27, Minnesota 23 Bears go to 1-0 (next @ Atlanta)
I figured she lose. As the original poster had said, this was a nothing tournament. But truth be told, she has been entering tournaments of this caliber for a while in desparate search of her first tournament championship (until the last year or year and a half, she never entered these little minor tournaments, and was even criticized for that), and she STILL can't get her first tournament championship. I think it is such a monkey on her back now, I think she may never remove it.
As far as tennis hotties, how about Martina Hingis!?
In fact, how about doubles parnters Martina and Anna engaging in a little H...L...A!!!!.......Didn't you hear me, I said H...L...A!!!!! That's HOT....LESBIAN....ACTION!!!!.......Oh shit, maybe I'm the target audience for that Monday night crap. It's all my fault. Sorry guys.
Originally posted by ges7184In fact, how about doubles parnters Martina and Anna engaging in a little H...L...A!!!!.......Didn't you hear me, I said H...L...A!!!!! That's HOT....LESBIAN....ACTION!!!!.......Oh shit, maybe I'm the target audience for that Monday night crap. It's all my fault. Sorry guys.
Isn't that what Mauresmo's for? Half the WTA would probably prefer her to be on the ATP...
What's this feeling I have welling up...is it... What the opposite of shame? [Pride?] No... [Less shame?] That's it... Hell, good work man. Always good to see a wiener on AICN. Waitaminute...out of context quote alert...