You heard me, turn off your tv. No more wrestling ever. Click.... it's gone. What? The WWE's coming to your hometown, BOYCOTT it! Tune out, and tune in to the things that are important in your life. No more Mizzark Henry, no more poocHHHie, or 'taker. Yes that's it, OFF.
Feel better?
No more Benoit, take a deep breath. Mysterio? Cruiserweights schmoozerweights. Have some free time at home? Watch a movie then, geez.
You DO feel better don't you?
Don't you?
You don't have to complain anymore, no more whining, no more anger or sadness. You've found your smile. Sure you liked wrestling, Hell, at times you loved it, but it was deterioating, had to be cut loose. You still have the memories, you left before it collapased drooling into the gutter, before the time of desperation.
See..... You don't need wrestling.
But more than ever IT needs YOU.
Sad.
"I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count."- Kurt Angle
You heard me, turn off your tv. No more wrestling ever. Click.... it's gone. What? The WWE's coming to your hometown, BOYCOTT it! Tune out, and tune in to the things that are important in your life. No more Mizzark Henry, no more poocHHHie, or 'taker. Yes that's it, OFF.
Feel better?
No more Benoit, take a deep breath. Mysterio? Cruiserweights schmoozerweights. Have some free time at home? Watch a movie then, geez.
You DO feel better don't you?
Don't you?
You don't have to complain anymore, no more whining, no more anger or sadness. You've found your smile. Sure you liked wrestling, Hell, at times you loved it, but it was deterioating, had to be cut loose. You still have the memories, you left before it collapased drooling into the gutter, before the time of desperation.
See..... You don't need wrestling.
But more than ever IT needs YOU.
Sad.
You have been selected to recieved this
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I would like to congatulate Al Snow on his contact with La-Z-Boy. Because we all know Al doesn't sell chairs. - Mick Foley
Nah, don't worry about it, Flash. You ran into two things that shouldn't happen again and so you shouldn't stop posting here:
1) Dude had a killer joke/format he couldn't wait to use, and so he used it at the first opportunity; and
2) Wieners just finished up a couple loooong threads on whether/why to keep watching about two weeks ago, and so some of the smell of burning pork was leftover from the slow cooking of that period.
Unemployment isn't just for philosophy majors anymore. Useful people are also starting to suffer. -Kent Brockman
I think you guys might've had a bad childhood, and it's not a not very good adulthood, by the looks of things. --Mick Foley to 'Robot Wars' contestants.
yeah, i'm sure the WWE will miss a non-neilsen family tuning out their show....
"NOT!"
That's just my 2.3764 Yen "Smeg off, Hot Lesbian Action." Dave Lister from Red Dwarf "The Nazis had pieces of hot lesbian action that they made the Jews wear." Peter Gibbons from Office Space "What's the name of the cat?" "Annoying Hot Lesbian Action." Randel Graves from Clerks showing off his people skills
Originally posted by Flashmanyeah but it WASN'T appropriate.
Don't mock what you do not understand.
I agree that it wasn't a brilliantly thought up piece, but it did not deserve the vicious bashing that you so quickly judged it to.
Threepme you remind me a little of the scrawny kid in elementary school who always wanted to pick a fight with someone who he felt he could beat.
I am not this someone.
Thanks for trying to explain, Humanmeal, I won't stop posting, in fact I may be on this site more frequently soon.
What makes you think I don't understand your post? The ideas expressed in your post are not that original around here (and not that complicated). There are many people who bitch, whine and moan about people who...well, bitch, whine and moan.
And considering you're the 100,000 person here to write about said topic, I felt it appropriate to whip out the official forum flame.
I remind you of a kid in elementary school? Based on what? This one retort? Do me a favor, show me how you can constitute a pattern of this behavior and you might come off as someone who knows what he/she is talking about. Otherwise this is a prime example of pot calling kettle black. (Cruiserweights schmoozerweights? And I'm in elementary school?)
Otherwise you come off as someone who is pulling things out of his/her ass to save a little face.
Oh, BTW, that was not vicious bashing. Vicious would have been taking the time to go over each and every point and dismantle your discussion. The fact that it was a canned response indicates that I care just enough to copy, paste and fill in a few X's.
Vicious indicates giving a damn.
And Clown...When I feel like it...that's when.
I would like to congatulate Al Snow on his contact with La-Z-Boy. Because we all know Al doesn't sell chairs. - Mick Foley
Isn't it rather odd that the people who post these "Stop Watching" threads claim they are doing it civily, yet the thread always ends up in a mini flame war? Hm.
Originally posted by rikidozanyeah, i'm sure the WWE will miss a non-neilsen family tuning out their show....
"NOT!"
How can you say WWE shouldn't worry about non-neilsen viewers! I non-neilsen viewer stops watching the free show I doubt the viewer will put up $40 to see it on PPV, or go out of the blue to a house show or Tv taping and buy merch if that non-neilsen isn't watching the program. Or give good word of mouth to someone who's not a fan and turn someone else on to the show and that non-fan might be a precious neilsen family member.
I'm with Loco, I think this may be moving towards a Flock type faction. Raven can get into Dreamer's head as we know, now who better than the Hardyz to manipulate? They're a tag team with no shot at the tag titles. They've lost their manager chick.