I'd just pay for CRZ to write something like: "Saul trying to come back, Saul with a (wait for it) right." It wouldn't get much better for me. Unless someone took off on the R-V-D thing like I don't know maybe...Je-Sus-Christ.
This thread, btw, has been fun to read.
What a Manuever!
Ross During Jeff's Ladder Match, after the KO chairshot: "CLIMB THE LADDER KID, MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS!" Just awesome.
Don't you know God predestines everything. Its just like professional wrestling.
BTW, this has already been done. Go and listen to the Reduced Shakespeare Company's Complete Word of God (Abridged). The wrestling segment is the end of the first side. (The best part is when Jonah is fighting the Whale, and the Whale gets saved by Greenpeace)
Man oh man.
"Sales of penis-enlargement treatments and devices in 2000 totaled in excess of $600 million," Skolnick said. "Cock-lengthening is, no pun intended, a consistent growth industry in the U.S., and this bill would severely emasculate it. As usual, it's the little guy who suffers."
Originally posted by Big BadThis doesn't sound like an unreasonable request. Say CRZ, would you mind spending about, oh, a year of your time rewriting the Bible?
Originally posted by Big BadThis doesn't sound like an unreasonable request. Say CRZ, would you mind spending about, oh, a year of your time rewriting the Bible?
Not for less than $3.3M
What is rather disturbing is the fact that you came up with a price. Not to mention a very precise price.
Odd.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I work all night and I sleep all day!
Man, it seems the farther back you go into history, the longer the wrestling matches get. I'm sure this beats the 90-minute time-limit draws that were rampant about fifty years ago.
Seriously, though, imagine CRZ recapping a match that literally took hours. Some Undertaker-Triple H matches nowadays feel like they take hours, but this one actually does!
Apparently, the Genesis 32:24 match ended up in a time-limit draw, too. I must say, though, I wish Jacob was still alive and in WWE today. Any guy who can wrestle with an angel to a multiple-hour time-limit draw has badass written all over him.
I can't believe it! I just got pinned by a freaking 12-year-old!-- Kurt Angle talking about Rey Mysterio on WWE SmackDown!, 8/9/02
Two-Time, Two-Time Randomly Selected Weiner of the Day, 5/27/02 and 7/3/02
I know I'll probably get crap for this, but here goes.
I know that a lot of Christians/religious people can be total phonies. However, I don't think it justifies the crap people fling at *anyone* who professes a belief in Jesus. I'm normally a good sport, but the first post in this thread is really offensive.
Originally posted by FridayI know I'll probably get crap for this, but here goes.
I know that a lot of Christians/religious people can be total phonies. However, I don't think it justifies the crap people fling at *anyone* who professes a belief in Jesus. I'm normally a good sport, but the first post in this thread is really offensive.
Narrowmindedness can go both ways, you know.
Well, I knew it was too good to last long. You never can joke with religious people.
Originally posted by FridayI know I'll probably get crap for this, but here goes.
I know that a lot of Christians/religious people can be total phonies. However, I don't think it justifies the crap people fling at *anyone* who professes a belief in Jesus. I'm normally a good sport, but the first post in this thread is really offensive.
Narrowmindedness can go both ways, you know.
Well, I knew it was too good to last long. You never can joke with religious people.
*sigh*
That reminds me of the proposed Forrest Gump sequel. The story was that he was looking for a religion to help him and son get over Jenny while generally bumbling and offending everyone in 'hilarious' fashion. I would have paid money just for the Islamic Fundamentalist part of that film.
...full of energy. Multi-orgasmic, if you will, in a cosmic sort of way."