John Cena vs. A.J. Styles vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Baron Corbin vs. The Miz vs. Bray Wyatt, Elimination Chamber match for the WWE Championship: I'll believe Bray wins the WWE Championship when I see it, honestly. Cena retains.
Alexa Bliss vs. Naomi, Smackdown Women's Championship Match: Um, Naomi. I guess.
American Alpha vs. Heath Slater & Rhyno vs. The Usos vs. Breezango vs. The Vaudevillains vs. The Ascension, Tag Team Turmoil Match for the Smackdown Tag Team Championship: American Alpha retain.
Mickie James vs. Becky Lynch: Mickie James.
Randy Orton vs. Luke Harper: Orton.
Nikki Bella vs. Natalya: Nikki. Natalya never wins anything.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Apollo Crews & Kalisto, 2-on-1 Handicap Match: Dolph.
Mojo Rawley vs. Curt Hawkins: Mojo.
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John Cena vs. A.J. Styles vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Baron Corbin vs. The Miz vs. Bray Wyatt, Elimination Chamber match for the WWE Championship: Bray Wyatt
Alexa Bliss vs. Naomi, Smackdown Women's Championship Match: Alexa Bliss
American Alpha vs. Heath Slater & Rhyno vs. The Usos vs. Breezango vs. The Vaudevillains vs. The Ascension, Tag Team Turmoil Match for the Smackdown Tag Team Championship: American Alpha
Mickie James vs. Becky Lynch: Mickie James
Randy Orton vs. Luke Harper: Randy Orton
Nikki Bella vs. Natalya: Nikki Bella
Dolph Ziggler vs. Apollo Crews & Kalisto, 2-on-1 Handicap Match: Dolph Ziggler
WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH: John Cena (c) VS AJ Styles VS Bray Wyatt VS Dean Ambrose VS The Miz VS Baron Corbin Cena pins Miz, Styles pins Cena, Corbin pins Styles, Ambrose pins Corbin, Wyatt pins Ambrose.
SMACKDOWN WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Alexa Bliss (c) VS Naomi I love Naomi, but this is the placeholderiest feud ever. Alexa retains.
TAG TEAM TURMOIL FOR THE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP American Alpha (c) VS Everyone Else I don't see the point of this match if Alpha retains. I guess there's an outside chance The Usos win, but I really don't see any of these other teams winning the belt. Luckily there's a couple of top guys out there ready to dominate the big leagues like they did in NXT. Two bad motherfuckers who roll hard all day and also all night. The Revival debut and win. I want to believe.
Randy Orton VS Luke Harper I'd love to see Harper win because he is my secret favorite wrestler but Randy Orton is main-eventing Wrestlemania for some reason in 2017 so he can't really lose here.
Becky Lynch VS Mickie James Hard to call actually because Mickie really needs a win at some point, but I can't pick against Becky Lynch.
Nikki Bella VS Natalya I'm surprised this isn't some sort of gimmick match. Nikki wins, ending this feud and segueing into whatever that mixed tag at Mania is supposed to be, besides literally a waste of everyone involved.
Dolph Ziggler VS Apollo Crews & Kalisto Ziggler SHOULD win because what's the point of this match if he loses, but he also is a heel and shouldn't be beating the entire SDLive midcard babyface division. I'm going to give it to Team Crews/Kalisto, maybe thanks to Jerry Lawler?
PRESHOW MATCH I WILL NOT BE WATCHING Mojo Rawley VS Curt Hawkins Mojo, I guess, although the real winner will be me because I will not be watching. Way to use pretty much the entire roster though - I think everyone active on SDLive is here except for Carmella & Ellsworth and I'm sure they'll do something wacky at some point.
EDIT: It is, for the record, completely batshit crazy that there are a total of six women working singles matches AND a Tag Team Turmoil match with six announced teams and we only have one Elimination Chamber match. Two options, right there, and they're being ignored.
Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastardIt is, for the record, completely batshit crazy that there are a total of six women working singles matches AND a Tag Team Turmoil match with six announced teams and we only have one Elimination Chamber match. Two options, right there, and they're being ignored.
Yeah. Reminds me of the fact that in 2014, they had The Shield face The Wyatt Family at Elimination Chamber in a standard six-man tag-team match. If there's one match I'd love to see in the Chamber, it's that one.
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With last year's amazing victory in wrong guesses, let's try getting the right ones this year:
Bray Wyatt- I hope he wins and retains at WrestleMania and get's the nice long title reign he deserves after putting over everyone (except Dean Ambrose) for entire time on the main roster. American Alpha Naomi Mickie James Randy Orton Nikki Bella Dolph Ziggler
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Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard EDIT: It is, for the record, completely batshit crazy that there are a total of six women working singles matches AND a Tag Team Turmoil match with six announced teams and we only have one Elimination Chamber match. Two options, right there, and they're being ignored.
(edited by OlFuzzyBastard on 12.2.17 1232)
Yeah, with all the "let's try and do every type of women's gimmick match for the first time" thing going on you'd think this would be a perfect time for a women's elimination chamber match, especially since Alexa/Becky and Natalya/Nikki are feuds worth having a gimmick match. But I guess they only want to make women's history on the "A" show. I mean the Smackdown women didn't even make Royal Rumble main show.
How would a tag team Elimination Chamber work? Three teams (six total) with one guy in each pod or six teams with four teams squeezed into the pods? I'd be up for seeing it either way.
I enjoyed the show. *shrug* I FFWDed past all Russo. He takes up much less time than, say, the Diva Search. I tend to agree with you about Jeff Hardy and the World Title scene in general. But I'm enjoying the tag and X divisions immensely. --K