Ambrose Balor Lesnar Cena Sasha Reigns wins but Rusev retains Crews wins but Miz retains New Day Enzo & Cass Sheamus Zayn/Neville Becky's team American Alpha's team
George Michael weighed his options. Maeby had chastised him for not taking risks, and what would be a bigger risk than perpetuating a lie about software just to ignite the passions of a woman? Of course it would be a lie, and since Maeby wouldn't know it was a lie, he wouldn't appear to be taking a risk. Perhaps the bigger risk was to tell his father he was lying, that he came up with it because he wanted his father to leave so he could enjoy what remained of his senior year. After all, he wondered, wouldn't that be the course of action taken by an overtly sexual man, a man who owns a pair of matador pants? He had not responded now for 41 seconds according to his unfailing internal clock, and it was time to come clean.
This seems like an awful lot of matches. Anyway, my tips:
Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler, WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Ambrose.
Seth Rollins vs. Finn Balor, WWE Universal Championship Match: Rollins.
Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton: Normally I'd just automatically write Lesnar here but I dunno this time around. Of all the people I'd like to see get a rub from beating Lesnar, young Randall is pretty much about the bottom of the list. WWE knows this and that's why he'll win.
John Cena vs. A.J. Styles: Cena.
Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte, WWE Women's Championship Match: Banks.
Rusev vs. Roman Reigns, United States Championship Match: Reigns.
The Miz vs. Apollo Crews, Intercontinental Championship Match: Miz.
New Day vs. Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows, WWE Tag Team Championship Match: Anderson & Gallows.
Jeri-KO vs. Enzo & Big Cass: Jeri-KO.
Carmella, Becky Lynch, & Naomi vs. Natalya & Alexa Bliss: I don't know who many of these people are? I'll go with CArmella, Lynch & Naomi.
Zayn and Neville vs. Dudleys (Kickoff Match): Something looks wrong with D'Von's head. Zayn & Neville win
Usos/Hype Bros/American Alpha vs. Ascension/Vaudevillians/Breezango (12-man tag team match): Ascension/Vaudevillians/Breezeango.
Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler, WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Ambrose.
Seth Rollins vs. Finn Balor, WWE Universal Championship Match: I'll go with Balor for a fresh start.
Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton: Lesnar doesn't need a win, but RKO could use one coming back to build his importance again -- maybe even challenge Ambrose next.
John Cena vs. A.J. Styles: I know I'll regret it, but I'll say Styles. I wonder how a Styles-Balor feud would do?
Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte, WWE Women's Championship Match: Banks.
Rusev vs. Roman Reigns, United States Championship Match: Reigns.
The Miz vs. Apollo Crews, Intercontinental Championship Match: Miz.
New Day vs. Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows, WWE Tag Team Championship Match: Anderson & Gallows. Big E's injury is a somewhat obvious cover for a loss that will allow the feud to continue on, with New Day in a chase mode.
Jeri-KO vs. Enzo & Big Cass: Enzo and Cass.
Carmella, Becky Lynch, & Naomi vs. Natalya & Alexa Bliss: Not Natalya.
Zayn and Neville vs. Dudleys (Kickoff Match): Zayn and Neville; do the Dudleys split here?
Usos/Hype Bros/American Alpha vs. Ascension/Vaudevillians/Breezango (12-man tag team match): Usos/Hype Bros/American Alpha
Stuck doing this on my phone so I can't do a thousand words about poor John Cena booking and Apollo Crews being called up too soon and lamenting the temporary loss of Eva Marie. So I'll just type the names of the winners like some low-energy loser. Sad!
Dean Ambrose Finn Balor Brock Lesnar John Cena Sasha Banks Rusev Apollo Crews Gallows & Anderson Enzo & Cass Natalya, Alexa Bliss and, let's say, Nikki Bella Sami Zayn & Neville American Alpha, The Usos & The Hype Bros
Dolph Ziggler Seth Rollins Brock Lesnar John Cena Sasha Banks Roman Reigns The Miz Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens Sheamus Becky Lynch, Carmella & Naomi Sami Zayn & Neville Usos, Hype Bros & American Alpha
Ziggler Rollins Lesnar Styles Charlotte Rusev Miz Anderson/Gallows Enzo & Big Cass Sheamus Nikki Bella (taking Eva Marie's spot)/Bliss/Nattie Zayn & Neville American Alpha
After a spring hiatus... I return with Summerslam. I type & submit this as the 12 man begins.
Ambrose Rollins Lesnar Styles Sasha Banks Rusev Miz Anderson/Gallows Enzo & Big Cass Sheamus Nikki Bella (taking Eva Marie's spot)/Bliss/Nattie Zayn & Neville Usos/Hype Bros/American Alpha
09.30.08 1st time W of the day. Oh, the day I joined Twitter.
24.05.09 2nd time W of the day.
06.10.14 3rd time W of the day. It's an honor to be selected three times. Thank you.
THANK YOU. Seriously, some people here act like HHH came to their houses and personally raped their dogs. Sheesh... he's an ACTOR. He doesn't write everything himself. A Fan: 85%? I thought the majority stopped caring.