Stone Cold Steve Austin! The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels! The Undertaker! Ric Flair! You tuned out in record numbers last week, but this Monday we're flashing all the way back to 1997! That's right, we don't know how to make new stars anymore despite the fact that we have the greatest collection of talent on one roster in the history of professional wrestling, so we're bringing back all of your old favorites from a time when you, mister casual viewer, and you mister current viewer who has been made indifferent to the current product due to our ineptitude, cared enough to watch an entire program without changing the channel too often! Come guess how in the bag Ric Flair is! Come see Shawn Michaels wear his cowboy hat! Come see The Undertaker punch someone in the dick! Stone Cold will probably swear on live television! And drink a beer! Gimme a HELL YEAH!
*fart noise*
Out of touch millionaire who should be a billionaire. Fuckin A.
Originally posted by drjayphdOnly really caught it from Show/Cesaro on, but one minor suggestion. Let's rewind the tape and punch in a little something to Show's post-match promo. (italics = my addition)
Crowd: "SUPLEX CITY" (clap clap clapclapclap) Big Show: "...my fat ass ain't going to Suplex City! You saw what just happened when the strongest guy in this company just tried to suplex me! Do you seriously think you're going to do any better, Brock?"
But....**Mark Henry** is the WORLD'S strongest man!
Originally posted by drjayphdOnly really caught it from Show/Cesaro on, but one minor suggestion. Let's rewind the tape and punch in a little something to Show's post-match promo. (italics = my addition)
Crowd: "SUPLEX CITY" (clap clap clapclapclap) Big Show: "...my fat ass ain't going to Suplex City! You saw what just happened when the strongest guy in this company just tried to suplex me! Do you seriously think you're going to do any better, Brock?"
But....**Mark Henry** is the WORLD'S strongest man!
Somewhere there's a Venn Diagram begging to be made.