I could do that for hours and hours sober even . . .
"You are going to get a certain amount of snarkiness on the Internet no matter what, and my rule is that you don't post anything that you wouldn't say to someone's face." Marc Andreyko (Writer of DC Comic's "Manhunter")
Unfortunately, these escape options only work when they can also slow down. At the speed they were going, approx. 12,500 MPH, it would have been instant suicide to eject even if impact with other debris didn't kill them.