Here are some more thoughts from a demented mind in Central Florida: I haven't done one of these in a while. Why not?
John Cena vs. Seth Rollins, Tables Match: The longest/furthest WWE seems to be willing to let Cena lose at consecutive PPVs (or should I be calling them "special events" now?) is three - see losses at this year's Rumble and Elimination Chamber, and last year's December PPV. I'm not sure if we can count Cena being eliminated at last month's Survivor Series as one, since his team ultimately won ("Thanks, Dolph," said no Cena ever.). I'm also not sure of Cena's overall won-loss record in tables matches, though the one I recall the most is him losing the WWE Title to Sheamus several years ago at TLC 2009. Prior to Survivor Series, Rollins had also won (I think) his last eight PPV matches, though some by screwy means and by "forfeit." With all that said, as much as I'd like to see Rollins go over, I smell a LOLCenaWins coming on. Winner: John Cena.
Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt, TLC Match: I'm still wondering - what will be hung above the ring for them to get to win? There's no title on the line in this match. No MITB Briefcase. No contract for a title shot or other (at least, that I'm aware of). Ambrose could use a win, but maybe they're rebuilding Wyatt first, so I think I'll go with him. Winner: Bray Wyatt.
Ryback vs. Kane, Chairs Match: Thanks for showing up to do the job, Corporate Kane. Winner: Ryback.
Erick Rowan vs. The Big Show, Stairs Match: See previous answer, and replace "Corporate Kane" with "Big Show." Winner: Erick Rowan.
Luke Harper vs. Dolph Ziggler, Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Championship: My front-runner for Match of the Night. They seem interested in pushing Ziggler on PPV, and that's a good thing. That said, I still feel a bit like it's too soon to have Ziggler win back the title, even if winning the IC title doesn't mean what it did 15, 20, 25, or even 30 years ago. Winner: Luke Harper.
The Miz & Damien Mizdow vs. The Usos, Tag Team Championship Match: Damien Mizdow seems the hottest he's even been in his career. I have been watching neither Raw nor Smackdown nor Total Divas, so I can never remember which Uso brother is married and to what diva, but I know they've been doing an angle with Miz offering said diva to help out her acting career, and said Uso brother getting upset at it. I kind of wonder if Miz and Mizdow win here when said wife turns on the Usos? Winner: Miz/Mizdow retain.
Rusev vs. Jack Swagger, United States Championship Match: Hey, remember last year when Jack Swagger was competing for the World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania? Is it just me, or does it seem like far longer than last year? Winner: Rusev.
Nikki Bella vs. A.J. Lee, Divas Championship Match: I agree with Tyler Durden. Brie will beat Nikki for the Title. My only question is, do they start it Sunday night, or the following Monday night on Raw, or at the Rumble? Winner: Nikki Bella retains.
Brand New Day vs. Dust Brothers - pre-show: Brand New Day sure do like to have fun while they're jobbin', Maggle! Winners: Dust Brothers.
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John Cena vs. Seth Rollins, Tables Match: Winner: Rollins by some sort of authority shenanigans
Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt, TLC Match: Winner: Ambrose
Ryback vs. Kane, Chairs Match: Winner: Ryback. This is a duh
Erick Rowan vs. The Big Show, Stairs Match: Winner: Erick Rowan. seems like another duh to me. They made him strong against the intercontinental chap on Raw
Luke Harper vs. Dolph Ziggler, Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Championship: Winner: Ziggler. - here's my concern. They made Harper look weak against Rowan and Zigler strong on Raw. I imagine they are swerving me. I assume Rowan and Harper have a program next. Maybe Rowan comes out and gets a DQ for Harper
The Miz & Damien Mizdow vs. The Usos, Tag Team Championship Match: Winner: Miz/Mizdow retain. I agree with the wifeerference angle
Rusev vs. Jack Swagger, United States Championship Match: Winner: Rusev. I am so tired of JBL on this angle.
Nikki Bella vs. A.J. Lee, Divas Championship Match: Winner: Nikki Bella
Brand New Day vs. Dusty's kids- pre-show: Winners: Dusty's Kids
We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center.
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Cena Nikki (ugh) Ambrose HARPER HARPER DEAR GOD PLEASE LET HARPER WIN. My youngest daughter is going to lose it seeing Luke in action at a PPV. Ryback Show Mizdow Rusev New Day
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I usually type a bunch of stuff up but I really don't care about this show nearly enough to bother. Maybe if there was an NXT R-Evolution prediction thread. Maybe I'll start one.
Seth Rollins (probably wishful thinking because I'm going to the Rumble and want to see anyone but Cena fight Brock)
Cena, but Rollins ends up cashing in on at the Rumble, making this match pointless Ambrose The Ryback What the hell is a stairs match? Rowan wins Ziggler The Mizes (Mizzes?) Rusev KRUSH Bella
I'm kinda amused that NO ONE thinks that Swagger can actually beat Rusev; it's not like he hasn't already tried his best, so why should we believe he's capable of it now? They must've run out of patriotic babyfaces to feed to Rusev so they just went back to Swagger, who's always happy for a 'pin me, pay me' deal.
Cena* Wyatt Ryback Rowan Ziggler Miz/Sandow Rusev Bella New Day (new day)
*can I say no contest? Has there ever been a table match where both people go through the same table off a big ladder spot or something? As an example, if this happened