gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
Not there's anything wrong with that. Why not go back to having full time jobbers? So what if Crash or Chavo win a match once in a while? They still aren't going anywhere and neither is Stasiak.
Bubbles? Oh come on Sharon! I’m Ozzy Osbourne the Prince of Fucking Darkness. Evil, evil, more fucking evil not a boatload of fucking bubbles man.
I wouldn't mind the Planet Stasiak gimmick so much if they actually did something with it once in a while, beyond having him pause and look at the ceiling occasionally while wrestling. I thought Stasiak's original "Planet Stasiak" promos were in the so-bad-they're-hilarious category, and I wouldn't mind seeing more once in a while. (Key phrase: Once in a while.)
Oh, and Crash is my absolute favorite jobber who could be so much more. I keep hoping for him to be traded to Smackdown so he can tear some shit up in the cruiserweight division instead of playing second handball to Spike Dudley.
Fortunately, I tuned into Heat late and missed most of Bradshaw's promo. But the "Texas Hardcore" belt? Ye gads. Mick Foley is digging a grave so he can roll over in it.
Maybe that "Texas Hardcore" belt is a tribute to Austin? Bradshaw was close friends with Austin. That promo, though was the worst promo since his last one.
"Catching Hitler was neato!" "Next stop, Hirohito!" Bart Simpson
I take back what I said about the crowd noise possibly not being piped in. After reading this thread, I watched the Heat replay at 11. Hearing the crowd going crazy, while seeing the background NOBODY even so much as clapping, I realized those cheers were definitely of the pre-recorded variety.
Originally posted by MollyFan2K2Oh, and did you happen to see the new "Texas Hardcore" Title complete with cow horns in spectacular 3-D pasted on it before you turned off the T.V
That belt and the white hat (and Bradshaw's absolutely horrifying promo) had me thinking "Gay Cowboy". Align the guy with Billy and Chuck and let him be completely ignorant about it. Then maybe at least we can laugh at the whole thing. Cripes. Next thing you know he's going to start singing cowboy lullabys.
1996: The MSG Incident. Since Shawn Michaels is too "vital" to the company to not push, Triple H gets jobbed out instead...and then put into the horrifying [to me, at least] feud with Henry Godwinn. He eventually got pulled out of the punishment [at the behest of HBK, perhaps?] and has become one of the biggest stars around.
1997: Bret screwed Bret.
1999: Shawn Stasiak is fired by the WWF for taperecording conversations. After the WCW Merger, Stasiak returns to the WWF as part of the Alliance...and subsequently becomes Mr. Running Joke, literally running into things inexplictedly. Now, he's Planet Stasiak.
1999: D'Lo Brown accidentally cripples Droz. Brown loses the European Title soon after, then is jobbed out and taken off TV for a while. When he returns, he is paired with Chaz and Tiger Ali Singh as Lo Down, an apparantly Indian tag team...which is odd, since Chaz is white and D'Lo is black. After a while of that, Lo Down is pulled from TV AGAIN. Soon after the Split, D'Lo Brown returns to the ring...then is shunted to the commentary booth on Heat.
1999: Jeff Jarrett, the Intercontinental Champion, essentially blackmails the WWF for $100,000 so he won't take the title to WCW the next day. So, Vince pays him the money to job the title off to Chyna...which Jarrett does, and leaves a rich, rich man. Later, during the Raw/Nitro simulcast, McMahon notes that Jarrett is "F-I-R-E-D, Fired"...and he's the only wrestler who's singled out as such.
2001: Most of WCW [save for Booker T...SUCKA!!] got made to look like jobbers simply as punishment for being the WWF's competition for so many years.
2002: Scott Hall got rehired, got drunk on a plane, got fired. Curt Hennig got rehired, got into a tussle with Brock Lesnar on a plane, got fired. Brock Lesnar got hired, got pushed like a monster heel...hoy into a tussle with Hennig on a plane, got jobbed out to the Hardyz killing his heat, and then the push got rebooted. Stone Cold Steve Austin got hired, helped turn the WWF into the premiere wrestling federation in the world...then, got disenfranchised with the product and his push, walked out, and has subsequently got bured. I'd be sad if I were Austin...but he has his SWEET, SWEET MONEY to cheer him up.
Bart: Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full! Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada. [the immigrants moan] -- "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson"
"That's what the Internet is for, slandering others anonymously" Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
Originally posted by Freeway4202002: Brock Lesnar got hired, got pushed like a monster heel...got into a tussle with Hennig on a plane, got jobbed out to the Hardyz killing his heat, and then the push got rebooted.
Uhh, "jobbed out"? I don't doubt that they made him look more vulnerable than before, but he only lost one match, which was by DQ solely because of Heyman. I'm not exactly sure how that qualifies as "jobbing out". Killing his heat, yeah, but jobbing out? Hardly.
Wow how sad is that. Even after the HUGE push Bradshaw got they still have to put in fake crowd noises. Of course I could understand why the stasiak match got fake pops. But what can you do.
Ratings for Sunday Night Heat this week came in at 0.9 which is down from last week's 1.3
*looks at my post on page 1* Hummm I guess I wasn't the only person who shut the TV off the second Bradshaw came on with his awful, pathetic, misogamist promo.
Humm What's better a womens match w/ Trish vs a debuting Victoria (which no one knows about) in a good wrestling match like last week OR some untalented cowboy with a dated gimmick, awful ring ability and one-dimensional promo skill. Well 1.3 vs. 0.9 is proof enough for me.
Ya Ya it's an entire hour show, and if I wanted to be a real mean Trish mark I could say Trish match 1.3, Molly match 0.9. But NO I won't do that! Because I am putting 100% of the blame for the 0.4 drop on Bradshaw! because he made everyone sick and change the channel... does anyone find this Hoss entertaining except for Jim Ross
(edited by Net Hack Slasher on 17.7.02 2338) I don't get it, everyone loves rats, but they don't want to drink the rats milk?