Randy Orton vs. John Cena, WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Orton with the RKO after ref bump/multiple interferences. Triple threat with both and Lesnar at Elimination Chamber
Big Show vs. Brock Lesnar: Brock with a sloppy F5
Daniel Bryan vs. Bray Wyatt: Bryan by DQ due to Wyatt Family-ference
The New Age Outlaws vs. Cody Rhodes/Goldust: Rhodes/ Goldust via Final Cut
Surprise Rumble Entrants: Jake "the Snake" Roberts, Bob Backlund
Late add-on observation/prediction: On our way home from a hockey game tonight, IJ had the 2013 Rumble playing on her phone. When Kane entered the Rumble, Michael Cole said it was Kane's "record 14th straight appearance in the Rumble." If it's a record...I bet Kane makes it 15 in a row.
Holy fuck shit motherfucker shit. Read comics. Fuck shit shit fuck shit I sold out when I did my job. Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck. Sorry had to do it....
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Revenge of the Sith = one thumb up from me. Fuck shit. I want to tittie fuck your ass. -- The Guinness. to Cerebus
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Rumble Match: Batista to win, entering at 29 and still blowing up before the end. Ugh. Roman Reigns to eliminate most wrestlers, including at least one of the other Shield members.
Orton beats Cena Lesnar beats Big Show Bryan beats Bray and probably the rest of the Wyatts as well The Rhodes to beat New Age Outlaws
Here are some more thoughts from a demented mind in Central Florida: My Royal Rumble winner pick is made mainly with my heart, as well as my mind thinking, "They're not *really* going to piss all that money away by not having him win the Rumble & then the Title at Wrestlemania, are they???"
Daniel Bryan wins the 2014 Royal Rumble. Randy Orton retains the WWE World Heavyweight Championship over John Cena. After 3 straight years of main eventing Wrestlemania, this is going to be Cena's "Scott Hall" year. Bray Wyatt over Daniel Bryan, to (hopefully) set up Bryan's first post-WM-Title-win challenger. BRRRROCK LESNARRRR!!! over the Big Show. If this was 15 years ago, I'd see the NAO winning. It's not 15 years ago. Rhodes & Rhodes over the NAO to retain the WWE World Tag Team Championship.
For fun: Surprise Rumble Entries: X-Pac, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Sting. Most eliminations: Roman Reigns. Longest-lasting: Antonio Cesaro.
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Royal Rumble: Batista. I predict Daniel Bryan will be in the Rumble because I think the E recognizes that there's a real chance the live crowd will shit on the match if he isn't.
World Title: Orton.
Tag Title: Rhodes Brothers.
Brock v Big Show: Brock.
Bryan v Wyatt: Wyatt.
Starmaking Royal Rumble Performance: Roman Reigns.
Since WWE ripped us off with the Cruiserweight title and Smackdown Tag team title matches on wrestlemania, a ppv a lot of us paid close to $50 dollars for, how about having giving us rematches on free tv?