gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
John Henry Williams is a greedy little bastard. He lived off his father's name when he was alive and it looks like the tentacles didn't come off when Ted died.
He's Rolie Polie Olie - and in his world of curves and curls, he's the swellest kid around.
Didn't John Henry learn ANYTHING about freezing from Boba Fett?? As everyone knows, if you freeze a frozen dead person, then you're left to utter: "He's no good to me dead"
Originally posted by pinnacleofallthingsmanlyWhy would they want to freeze Williams?
How 'bout you read the story he linked to?
Mean Gene: "You know, I don't think it's a question - Goldberg, I don't think it's a question of who's next, I think it's a question of who's left?" Goldberg: "No, see, that's where you're wrong. It ain't who's left, it's - WHO'S NEXT?"
"Just how hardcore am I? Well this morning, I drank milk that was two days past the expiration!" -Norman Smiley
I don't know what John Henry thinks he'll gain from this, seeing as he's full (or half-full) of his Dad's DNA and never hit a lick and is a huge loser.
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