Lesnar Bryan for the title Punk, retaining title Show, retaining title Beth Phoenix regains Divas Title from Nikki. Bellas leave WWE. Santino retains over Miz Orton beats Kane
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Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena, Extreme Rules Match: This will be interesting. Can Brock still work a wrestling match? Will he be in shape to do so? I'm thinking this'll be a garbagy brawl to hide things (Brock can also hide his body with street clothes). Brock wins but it will probably be super schmozzy. Winner: Brock
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho, Chicago Street Fight for the WWE Championship: I'm tired of this feud and I never thought I'd say that about these two. They may ape the ROH Raven match where Punk gets caught in the ropes and Jericho pours booze down his throat. If Jericho wins, do we milk this until Summerslam? What about Brock? If he beats Cena, shouldn't the logical step be for Johnny to send him after Punk's title? I'm going with that. Winner: Punk
Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan, Two-out-of-Three Falls for the World Heavyweight Championship: All logic says that you put the belt back on Bryan to capitalize on his popularity. But this is WWE, and they get pissy when things don't go the way they plan. Especially when it is an internet darling against HHH's pet project. Still, I think Chicago will shit all over a Sheamus win. Winner: YES (Daniel Bryan)
Kane vs. Randy Orton, Falls Count Anywhere Match: Instead of 50 different names for No DQ matches, why not some different stips?? Punk/Jericho could have been a ladder match, this could be in a cage, anything to differentiate the card. Winner: Orton
Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes, Stipulation to be announced at PPV for the Intercontinental Championship: I'm gonna try a predict the stip and winner. Winner: Show (Ladder Match); because Johnny thinks Big Show is too big to get up there, but doesn't realise he can reach the belt from the 3rd rung.
Nikki Bella vs. Beth Phoenix, Divas Title Match: Beth has been booked so horribly that she might as well continue the injury angle and take time off for a repackaging. Winner: Nikki
Lesnar/Cena - Extreme Rules Match - Lesnar when Cena can't continue with an F5 off the stage, writing him off for a couple of months. The Chicago crowd will sound like one of their sports teams winning a championship when this is executed.
Punk/Jericho - Chicago Street Fight for the WWE Championship - Punk with the GTS to Anaconda Vice to Jericho.
Sheamus/Bryan - 2 out of 3 Falls For the World Title - 1) Bryan with the YES!!! Lock. 2) Sheamus with the Brogue Kick. 3) Sheamus with a reversal of the YES!!! Lock, surprising Bryan in the process.
Show/Rhodes - TBA for US Title - I say the wheel stops on a tables match. Show with the chokeslam through the table for the win.
Kane/Orton - Falls Count Anywhere - Orton with the RKO, finally ending this mess.
Nikki/Beth - Divas Championship Match - Bellas win by Twin Magic to rollup. Kharma returns, Nikki pushes Brie to Kharma and escapes...Kharma implant busters Brie, Divas Championship Match on Raw, same thing happens to Nikki...Kharma new champion, Bellas leave WWE.
Pre-show on Youtube and on my iPod - Santino/Miz - If this was on the main card, I would go with Miz, but since it is on the pre-show, Santino with the Cobra.
If I have to add to it with a bonus match, probably Brodus Clay/Dolph Ziggler, with Clay winning with a splash pin.
Miz vs. Santino......oh wait. That match isn't on the PPV, silly me.
Cody Rhodes
Orton who I feel will win with "kick to head" finish.
Nikki Bella. Possibly Kharma returns.
Sheamus. AJ tries to help D-Bry and ends up costing him the match instead.
Cm Punk.
Lesnar.
Special stipulation. If Punk vs. Jericho goes on last I expect Lesnar to attack Punk to get a very vocal Chicago crowd (who will probably be pro-Lesnar early in the night) to turn on Brock.
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena, Extreme Rules Match: Brock, although I have such a hard time believing that Cena will lose two high-profile PPV matches in a row, but you can't have Brock start his comeback with a loss, right?
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho, Chicago Street Fight for the WWE Championship: Punk, even though it would kill Jericho for a while
Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan, Two-out-of-Three Falls for the World Heavyweight Championship: Sheamus in two straight falls.
Kane vs. Randy Orton, Falls Count Anywhere Match: Well of course Orton, but I am still in shock that Kane won at Werestlemania. Anyway, Orton is the lock of the night.
Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes, Stipulation to be announced at PPV for the Intercontinental Championship: Cody
Santino vs. Miz: The Miz, because Santino is soooo extremely limited in his entire appearance, even though he's over like crazy
Nikki Bella vs. Beth Phoenix: Beth. I will be the only person in the world to be sad about the Bellas leaving WWE.
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena: Lesnar CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho: Punk Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan: Bryan Kane vs. Randy Orton: Orton Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes: Rhodes Nikki Bella vs. Beth Phoenix: Bella Santino vs Miz: Santino
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho, Chicago Street Fight for the WWE Championship:
Punk defending his title in his hometown? That should mean a win for Jericho here.
Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan, Two-out-of-Three Falls for the World Heavyweight Championship:
A.J. turns here, helping Bryan win his title back while hoping Daniel will forgive her. Hopefully she does. Watching A.J. play the bitchy, stuck-up princess was a lot more interesting in FCW than what she's been doing lately.
Kane vs. Randy Orton, Falls Count Anywhere Match:
Orton wins here so they can start building him up strong for the summer, especially if Cena is taking some time off.
Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes, Stipulation to be announced at PPV for the Intercontinental Championship:
Cody wins although he doesn't need the IC title anymore. They seem to want Big Show in tag matches now.
Nikki Bella vs. Beth Phoenix, Divas Title Match:
Nikki retains while Beth continues acting hurt to give her a reason to lose; I die a little inside realizing this will probably be the Bella's last real match for at least a while.
Edit: Oh, if we're counting the preshow, Santino over Miz.
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Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena, Extreme Rules Match:
Lesnar wins, Cena is nearly destroyed.
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho, Chicago Street Fight for the WWE Championship:
Jericho wins. Poor Chicago... (I thoroughly enjoyed the Dec 26 Raw in person and getting to shout the 'Cena sucks' bit over and over. Hopefully the crowd is just as hot this time.)
Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan, Two-out-of-Three Falls for the World Heavyweight Championship:
Sheamus with AJ interference to help him. This will keep up the Bryan/AJ angst up.
Kane vs. Randy Orton, Falls Count Anywhere Match:
Orton
Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes, Intercontinental Championship:
Rhodes
Nikki Bella vs. Beth Phoenix, Divas Title Match:
Nikki Bella. Can't wait to see Kharma after to destroy Nikki - hope Kharma stays a heel so she can flick off more Barbie heads.
The Miz vs. Santino, United States Title Match on YouTube:
The Miz
Agreed with the Mr Perfect/Ric Flair 'loser leaves town' match. Bobby Heenan went insane when Ric Flair lost. Heenan was great throughout the whole match and it'd be great if his health was good enough for him to be on Raw 1000.