You bet'cha. A skinny, though tall, Chinese dude is gonna best Shaq?
First thing he needs to do is bulk up. A LOT.
Yao may have scored 32.5 points a game playing in the Chinese leagues, but that was triple-A ball. Welcome to the big leagues, Yao... pray to God that Shaq doesn't destroy you.
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I dont like Shaq's style all that much... but the way Yao is right now there is no contest. Once american trainers get their hands on him and he puts on more weight and muscle.... it might be a different story. But we'll see then.
Originally posted by hayabusaPut it this way, did Shawn Bradley conquer Shaq
But from what I've seen, Ming can actually play. Bradley was there for one reason and one reason only: he was 7'6". This guy (Ming) has talent to go with that size.
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Originally posted by Guru ZimPlease, I've watched the Padres second basemen and shortstops consistently pack on 25 lbs of muscle in an offseason.
What? You say that's not all training?
In Communist countries thats the LEAST of their training methods. I wouldn't be surprised if Ming was originally a two-headed Siamese female twin midget before their "trainers" got to him.
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By the time Yao gets good enough to even get on the court more than 20 minutes a game, Shaq will have bored of getting beat up during an NBA season, retired, and picking up his Oscar for Best Actor, which he will place next to his Grammy.
The Rock as Hollywood's next big action star? forgidaboutit. Shaq is on his way.
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Originally posted by Triple Preperation HBy the time Yao gets good enough to even get on the court more than 20 minutes a game, Shaq will have bored of getting beat up during an NBA season, retired, and picking up his Oscar for Best Actor, which he will place next to his Grammy.
The Rock as Hollywood's next big action star? forgidaboutit. Shaq is on his way.
Especially after his academy award winning performance in Kazaam. Let's hope for the sake of the free world you are not correct.
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(edited by evilwaldo on 2.7.02 1248) Prime evil of Kaiju Big Battel is very mysterious and expensive doctor.
Is Shaq in the future classic film "Like Mike" starring the great actor Lil' Bow Wow. Because after seeing the trailor I say Shaq has nothing on the acting skills of Dirk Nowitski.
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