Originally posted by Guru ZimHey, remember a few months back when everyone was gung-ho about being patriotic? Everyone was going to go give blood because it was the thing to do...
Well, it's still the thing to do. Go give blood now and prove that you weren't just jumping on the bandwagon of patriotic sheep.
Why are you telling us this Guru?
BTW, I give blood every three months, before and after Sept. 11.
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Originally posted by Guru ZimHey, remember a few months back when everyone was gung-ho about being patriotic? Everyone was going to go give blood because it was the thing to do...
Well, it's still the thing to do. Go give blood now and prove that you weren't just jumping on the bandwagon of patriotic sheep.
well, i'm a selfish bastard, and my blood is mine, ALL MINE, MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
actually it's against my beleifs...
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It's not aimed at anyone in particular... well, it is but it's not someone at this board. 8 months ago people were all "Give blood + Pray" etc.
I'm pretty cynical - I figured that would all go away within a few months. Well, guess what - it did. So - instead of a fake "concerned" bunny asking you to give blood, you get the bitter, cynical guy who is willing to mock you into doing it.
So, give blood cause I'm gonna be a jerk about it.
Hey, I'm not currently giving blood for the following reasons:
-needles suck -I'm Canadian, so my blood is defective -I'm underage
Of course, I'll give blood anyways once I'm of age, because DAMMIT, it's the thing all the cool kids are doing.
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God, I wish I could, if only because I'm damn near the only person I know that's not terrified of needles so I could be all manly and laugh at them. (:
But, last I'd been told, being on antidepressant meds makes 'em say "no, you just KEEP your tainted blood." If that's changed recently, I'd be more than happy to.
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Well, if it wasn't for the fact that there's nowhere here to give blood, ever, I'd give blood. And on a similar note, sign your organ donor card thingies.
When I gave blood, it was a blood drive our church was having after a little boy died of brain cancer. After giving blood, I got incredibly weak and sick, and have basically been too scurred to go back.
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Originally posted by Nate The SnakeBut, last I'd been told, being on antidepressant meds makes 'em say "no, you just KEEP your tainted blood." If that's changed recently, I'd be more than happy to.
Well I take medicine for my bipolar disorder and nobody has ever said anything to me. Maybe the people taking my blood just sren't doing their jobs.
Mean Gene: "You know, I don't think it's a question - Goldberg, I don't think it's a question of who's next, I think it's a question of who's left?" Goldberg: "No, see, that's where you're wrong. It ain't who's left, it's - WHO'S NEXT?"
"Just how hardcore am I? Well this morning, I drank milk that was two days past the expiration!" -Norman Smiley
I remember way back in college whenever we had a blood drive on campus my whole frat would go down - race to see who could give their pint the fastest and then immediately head to the closest bar for beers under the impression that less blood in our system meant that we could get drunk that much faster and cheaper
18 years later I'm still giving blood.....only A+ I ever got in my life
Hey, no one hates needles more than I do, and I give blood...
(I was actually scheduled to donate blood *ON* September 11th. Although I only signed up because I had a crush on the girl who was filling out the forms, but...)
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