"Money's the Same whether you earn it or scam it" Bobby "The Brain" Heenan "Will you stop!" Gorilla Monsoon after just about everything Heenean says. "Welcome to Monday NYQUIL, where the Big boys Play with each other": Steve Austin, in ECW imitating his former boss Eric Bischoff.
"Someone Feed Terri" Amen to that. The fact that she's presented as hot, yet they book an angle around the idea that Molly's ass is too big proves that not only are the writer's socially retarded eternal pubescents, but they also have the very poor tit-centric taste of most 14 yr old boys as well.
Anyone remember the joy of seeing him bash the Undertaker's motorcycle with his sledgemhammer and doing no damage and being all like, "Mjolnir will not break thine cycle? I say thee NAY!" and dumping it off the stage. - Enojado Viento says the funniest thing I've ever read on Wienerville.
Originally posted by spf2119"Someone Feed Terri" Amen to that. The fact that she's presented as hot, yet they book an angle around the idea that Molly's ass is too big proves that not only are the writer's socially retarded eternal pubescents, but they also have the very poor tit-centric taste of most 14 yr old boys as well.
Once again, this post's special guest, Greg Behrendt:
"I've always said 'Ladies, eat the donuts.'"
But really, does she even get much of a reaction? That whole "tit-centric" comment requires her to, well, HAVE tits of her own.
Originally posted by ilovemidgetshave to second the spin a roni sign with the spinning booker...now can you dig that...SSSSUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see it now;
Whole rows having one letter per person spelling out SSSSSUUUCCCKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
As a Light-Heavyweight, I'm proud that I'm entitled to weekly boasts on Fridays about how I'm going to be pushed to the moon. So far I've been main eventing "Metal", a B-Level show. Those silly Cruiserweights who think that a couple of mentions in the Ross Report makes them all that. They really believe that THEY'LL be getting OUR pimps from the Ross Report abou....huh?! A new show called "Velocity"?....WHAT DO YOU MEAN METAL GOT CANCELLED?!
Whole rows with double sided signs, where one side spells out:
"CAN YA DIG IT..."
And the other... "SSUUUUUCCKKAAAAA"
That would require 3 poeple holding signs which are blank on one sign and an ability to work together goodly when displaying one side. But it would be spiffy.
Originally posted by Fuzzy LogicLet's get more complicated than that, shall wee?
Whole rows with double sided signs, where one side spells out:
"CAN YA DIG IT..."
And the other... "SSUUUUUCCKKAAAAA"
That would require 3 poeple holding signs which are blank on one sign and an ability to work together goodly when displaying one side. But it would be spiffy.
God damn, that would rule. If I was at a WWE event, I'd try to do something like that.
"You can save the planet, I'll save your seat"- Uncle Kracker, Better Days
Originally posted by Fuzzy LogicLet's get more complicated than that, shall wee?
Whole rows with double sided signs, where one side spells out:
"CAN YA DIG IT..."
And the other... "SSUUUUUCCKKAAAAA"
That would require 3 poeple holding signs which are blank on one sign and an ability to work together goodly when displaying one side. But it would be spiffy.
God damn, that would rule. If I was at a WWE event, I'd try to do something like that.
If I can land tickets for the show in Ottawa next month, I'm SO GOING TO BE TRYING THAT!
As a Light-Heavyweight, I'm proud that I'm entitled to weekly boasts on Fridays about how I'm going to be pushed to the moon. So far I've been main eventing "Metal", a B-Level show. Those silly Cruiserweights who think that a couple of mentions in the Ross Report makes them all that. They really believe that THEY'LL be getting OUR pimps from the Ross Report abou....huh?! A new show called "Velocity"?....WHAT DO YOU MEAN METAL GOT CANCELLED?!
The best sign ever was one that appeared on either a late-1998 or early-1999 WWF Pay-per-view, where about 50 fans held up a sign that read:
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, D-Generation X proudly brings to you, the WWF Tag Team Champions of the World, the Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws!"
The sign took up an ungodly length of the arena. Classic.
Just to add to what Snookum posted... Passion actually worked with Jillian Hall last night, not Alexis (although Alexis did come out to collect money for the charity). Linda Miles wrestled Elijah Burke a couple of weeks ago and lost.