Why don't people with all this money just get go to professionals and drop a couple grand on a call girl. They're probably cleaner than the nightclub hos anyways.
... and all the people making a huge stink about this and Tiger coming clean are probably the same people that got caught by their wives and want to see someone else suffer.
Tiger is fucked now though. He is going to get the full on papparazzi treatment from here on out. He should have just pulled a Kobe and bought his wife a big ass ring.
EDIT: We need a Tiger Woods symbol for this tread to make it official.
Originally posted by drjayphd+1 for open marriages and doing everything above board?
Okay, but you have to go -1 million for Tiger having been with anyone associated with 'Tool Academy'.
I have to point out the hilarious e-mail Tiger left for his mistress, according to Howard Stern's show. It claimed he wrote that he had a distrubing dream where he came home after winning a touranment only to catch her cheating with Derek Jeter and he didn't know how to react to it. If that's true, I can only imagine the crazy stories between Tiger and his woman (women?) that are going to come out in the near-future.
Better hold off on the jokes. TMZ is reporting Tiger has been admitted to the hospital as an overdose patient and CNN is reporting that a "nice looking blonde woman" has been taken from Woods' house by EMTs.
We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center.
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Originally posted by AWArulzBetter hold off on the jokes. TMZ is reporting Tiger has been admitted to the hospital as an overdose patient and CNN is reporting that a "nice looking blonde woman" has been taken from Woods' house by EMTs.
So...a woman that was not his wife, because his wife drove up in an SUV shortly after, but looked like her was at his house was taken to the hospital on "advanced life support" and has already been released? And Tiger was admitted for an OD in a seperate incident?
That's as horribly written a story as I've ever seen. I have no clue what they are reporting.
WINDERMERE, Fla. -- A woman was taken to the hospital from the home of Tiger Woods early Tuesday, according to local media reports.
According to WESH-TV, firefighters from Orange County, Fla, responded to a medical call received at 2:36 a.m. The station reported that a radio log showed an adult woman taken to a local hospital.
According to WESH-TV, the log showed the patient initially refused transport, but was later listed as an advanced life support patient. The station also reported that a black Cadillac SUV was seen leaving the hospital shortly after the ambulance arrived, and that the license plate was similar to the one involved in the crash that involved Woods on Nov. 27.
However, Orange County Fire Rescue spokeswoman Genevieve Latham told the Orlando Sentinel that, according to her information, rescue crews didn't take anyone to the hospital.
"It was a medical call and the patient refused to be transported to the hospital," Latham said, according to the Sentinel.
That's only a snippit. So someone may or may not have been taken to the hospital? I'm with wmatistic. I'm lost.
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