What the hell is wrong with Purple People Eaters? They still call Pittsburgh, the Steel Curtain. If it ain't broke don't fix it. Also, their defense isn't that spectacular.
Considering that 85% of NFL fans can't name the original front four of the "Steel Curtain" or the fact that Sen. John Kerry once referred to it as the "Iron Curtain".... we can't be too picky about the use of nicknames.
It doesn't matter that I'm a Giants fan. I am SO stealing '3 men and a mullet' for my fantasy fb team next year.
As far as what I would actually vote for, count me in for Purple Pain. Especially if it somehow gets Dave Chappelle to come back and do his Prince impersination with football pads.