This feud is like the energizer bunny. It just keeps going and going and going... I love Hyatte's writings and some of the best comes when he is "feuding" with someone. I find this one ironic in that they are now writing for the same site. Check out today's Midnight News to see the latest volleys for Hyatte.
OK I mentioned his name twice, do you think that gets me quoted in his column...lol
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. I can fuck better than anybody who can fuck faster, and I can fuck faster than anybody who can fuck better.
You know, I don't think you could classify this as a feud because Keith will never say anything back because he knows he can't deny what Hyatte has said. It's all true!!!! Keith is an ubernerd who wishes he was half the man Hyatte is. I dare the NADcop to find any dirt on Hyatte and to print it in his stupid little "Dennis Miller wannabe" rant. Only then will it be a true feud. As of now, it's just Hyatte he-whore, man-bitch slapping Keith's punkass.
Actually, either Hyatte took the time to make up an entire AIM conversation, or Matt Martisek was lying about a ton of stuff, because 90% of what was in that conversation he printed is totally untrue.
The truth is far less exciting -- Matt offered me a job as script supervisor for his movie (which was to have been shot this May), no financial terms were discussed, we talked about various movies on the phone for a couple of hours, he said that he'd send me the script and casting tapes to look at, and I never heard from him again.
Everything else printed in that column is a total fabrication.
Originally posted by rspwfaqActually, either Hyatte took the time to make up an entire AIM conversation, or Matt Martisek was lying about a ton of stuff, because 90% of what was in that conversation he printed is totally untrue.
The truth is far less exciting -- Matt offered me a job as script supervisor for his movie (which was to have been shot this May), no financial terms were discussed, we talked about various movies on the phone for a couple of hours, he said that he'd send me the script and casting tapes to look at, and I never heard from him again.
Everything else printed in that column is a total fabrication.
You have got to be kidding me. This is ridiculous Scott. Why the hell are you even on this board? You know everyone here hates you right? Yet you come here to "defend your honor?" Please, we all know that you lurk here all the time because you live off what we all think of you. THAT and only that is why we give you shit. It's like poking a half-dead raccoon on the side of the road. Stop it already, please. Why would this guy want to lie about you? Because he's JEALOUS of you? Hahahahahhaha!!!!! You are such a narcissist, it isn't even funny. I will admit to reading you because you know something about wrestling, but insinuating that you are some kind of great shakes as a writer is silly. I've read every edition of World Hero Federation waiting for something to happen and nothing has yet. It's called a plot Scott, look into it. I would suggest you get a therapist because you obviously have a complex, buddy. Also, remember, if you stop being such a cocky prick we promise to leave you alone.
As an outsider who knows NOTHING about the situation, the fact that Matt came off like such a giant Hyatte mark in the interview speaks volumes on the probable authenticity of his statements that appeared to made primarily to buddy up to Hyatte. That's the way it come off to me at least, all biases aside.
Originally posted by Jay BowerAs an outsider who knows NOTHING about the situation, the fact that Matt came off like such a giant Hyatte mark in the interview speaks volumes on the probable authenticity of his statements that appeared to made primarily to buddy up to Hyatte. That's the way it come off to me at least, all biases aside.
If this Matt guy is lying to damage SK's reputation than he truly is a weasel. But the fact that li'l Scotty had to "run" not walk to his own defense shows that something hit close to home for everyone's favorite punching bag that isn't named Shannon.
I just feel so honored that a thread I started apparently brought SK out of hiding.
Did you read the Midnight News or did "someone tell you" about the AIM conversation?
(edited by TinMan on 10.6.02 1612) The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. I can fuck better than anybody who can fuck faster, and I can fuck faster than anybody who can fuck better.
Originally posted by TinManI just feel so honored that a thread I started apparently brought SK out of hiding.
Did you read the Midnight News or did "someone tell you" about the AIM conversation?
(edited by TinMan on 10.6.02 1612)
Oh, he read it alright and the only thing you have to do to bring him out of "hiding" is to mention him. He waits with baited breath for the MidNews to come out and today's was extra special because it was devoted to him!!! How exciting!!! SK is a mark for himself. Hell, he's STILL here on the board, even though it's just a haven for flaming him. I'm begging you Scott, stop giving us reasons to hate you.
There's a difference between criticizing someone's writing and outright libel, and that AIM conversation was drifting pretty close to that.
Hell, I can even show the original Delphi message he was referring to, which completely contradicts his version of what I supposedly said.
"Just to show that Jeremy's not the only one who can break into the mainstream entertainment world, it turns out a movie producer is a fan of mine, and he offered me a job as script supervisor for an upcoming thriller called "Dark Nights", starring John Cusack. I'll even get a cameo in the movie and probably get to fly down and be part of the crew and everything. See, now if I can get into Hollywood as a screenwriter, THAT'S where my dream job lies. "
There ya go.
I don't what the motivation was here -- if it's a joke on Hyatte's part, then whatever. But amidst the crap that IS justified in criticizing me for, I just wanted to clear the air on the stuff that's total bullshit.
Hey, while you're here, Lex Luger was NOT married to Mike McGuirk, and definitely not from 1992-95.
During that time period, Luger was married to an Asian woman who was seen on camera twice, shortly after Lex was introduced on WWF TV in 1992, and during the "Lex Express" tour in 1993.
Thank you, good night and God bless.
(edited by Elitist on 10.6.02 1732) Elitist - All the Way Live
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First off, it’s no secret that I’m a friend of Hyatte’s and we converse. But on the other hand, I have been a reader of Netcop (yes, I still refer to him as that) for many years and enjoy his rants and reviews. However, there is one point I wanted to make…
If Hyatte did “make all of this up”, he would have to do SHITLOAD of work to pull off this “façade”. Set up an AOL account, an e-mail account that can't be traced to him, create an entire interview AND write a screenplay...all just to bust on Scott's balls. Hell, he did enough of that with the “Scott Keith rating system” included in his Mop- Up return. I think Hyatte can get “over” just fine with the crude jokes without having to go to such lengths to start a “feud”.
And not to be a prick towards Hyatte, but the guy couldn’t even turn in a fucking Mop-Up on time, much less do all this for an IWC pissing contest.
Or “take over” a “website”. Remember when Hyatte was accused of THAT?!?!?
Think back and remember who “made shit up” (i.e. who WORKED/LIED to ya!) and then think about who wouldn’t go to those lengths to bust someone’s balls.
First off, it’s no secret that I’m a friend of Hyatte’s and we converse. But on the other hand, I have been a reader of Netcop (yes, I still refer to him as that) for many years and enjoy his rants and reviews. However, there is one point I wanted to make…
If Hyatte did “make all of this up”, he would have to do SHITLOAD of work to pull off this “façade”. Set up an AOL account, an e-mail account that can't be traced to him, create an entire interview AND write a screenplay...all just to bust on Scott's balls. Hell, he did enough of that with the “Scott Keith rating system” included in his Mop- Up return. I think Hyatte can get “over” just fine with the crude jokes without having to go to such lengths to start a “feud”.
And not to be a prick towards Hyatte, but the guy couldn’t even turn in a fucking Mop-Up on time, much less do all this for an IWC pissing contest.
Or “take over” a “website”. Remember when Hyatte was accused of THAT?!?!?
Think back and remember who “made shit up” (i.e. who WORKED/LIED to ya!) and then think about who wouldn’t go to those lengths to bust someone’s balls.
FLEA
Very true, but what Keith is insinuating is not that Hyatte made everything up, rather that this Matt fella that wrote the screenplay is making shit up to get in good graces with Senor Jangles (my name for Hyatte). Either way, the idea that either of these people would fabricate anything is preposterous in my opinion. There is plenty to make fun of about Keith without having to lie.
Originally posted by KevinKellyisFNHardcore You have got to be kidding me. This is ridiculous Scott. Why the hell are you even on this board? You know everyone here hates you right? Yet you come here to "defend your honor?" Please, we all know that you lurk here all the time because you live off what we all think of you. THAT and only that is why we give you shit. It's like poking a half-dead raccoon on the side of the road. Stop it already, please.
Just a friendly reminder that *everyone* is welcome on this board (until I say they're not), so let's leave the personal attacks inside your fingers and encourage EVERY first-time poster to stick around. In other words, you're outta line up there, pal.
I *am* discouraged, however, that Scott saw fit to bring his stalker friends in right behind him. ;-)
Originally posted by KevinKellyisFNHardcore You have got to be kidding me. This is ridiculous Scott. Why the hell are you even on this board? You know everyone here hates you right? Yet you come here to "defend your honor?" Please, we all know that you lurk here all the time because you live off what we all think of you. THAT and only that is why we give you shit. It's like poking a half-dead raccoon on the side of the road. Stop it already, please.
Just a friendly reminder that *everyone* is welcome on this board (until I say they're not), so let's leave the personal attacks inside your fingers and encourage EVERY first-time poster to stick around. In other words, you're outta line up there, pal.
I *am* discouraged, however, that Scott saw fit to bring his stalker friends in right behind him. ;-)
Just out of curiosity - is anyone a fan of both writers? I've been reading Keith for a while, and while not always agreeing with what he writes, have always found myself entertained. I've only been exposed to Hyatte through 411, but of course have heard of him in the past. He's quickly becoming my favorite Internet wrestling writer. Also very entertaining. Am I the only one who enjoys both? Or, maybe more accurately, am I the only one who will admit to it?
I wanted to point this out earlier but I thought there were already WAY too many threads here about 411. But since we have another one here goes. It's not just adding guys like Keith or Eric S. that is the problem.