1. A Clockwork Orange - Girl 1 - It was our 2nd date. She'd said it was one of her favorite movies and I'd never seen it and only heard the basic plot of the movie so I figured, what could possibly go wrong? We became "friends" the next day.
2. Wild Wild West - Girl 2. It was so, so bad. I apologized the rest of the night for taking her to see it. We broke up a week later.
3. Inspector Gadget - First date with Girl 3 (now my wife). So bad that the scrapbook page commemorating our courtship retcons our first movie to "Muppets in Space". We're not allowed to speak of the other movie. Like Stalin, we've erased it from our history.
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3: Titanic. Having some you hardly know slobber all over your shoulder, crying hysterically, asking why why oh god why did Jack have to go...makes for a very uncomfortable time.
Originally posted by Oliver3: Titanic. Having some you hardly know slobber all over your shoulder, crying hysterically, asking why why oh god why did Jack have to go...makes for a very uncomfortable time.
I had an awesome time on my Titanic date. Not only did I spend the whole movie making out with a hot girl, I got to make my ex, who was sitting 2 seats away, quite jealous as a bonus!
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Technically, 13 going on 30. I say technically because the SPIDERMAN 2 MOVIE TRAILER was shown beforehand (which I had not seen before). No movie could take me down off of that high. If it wasn't for that trailer I would've cried myself to sleep in the threatre.
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Originally posted by ZundianWild Wild West - Girl 2. It was so, so bad. I apologized the rest of the night for taking her to see it. We broke up a week later.
I must be the only one in the world that liked that movie.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Not only was the movie totally crap, the projector crapped out with about 30 minutes to go, then my date figured she really needed the coupon for a free movie from the cinema, so another 10 minutes standing around while she got that. 1 and done.
*I* would never dream of haranguing a young lady to go see Transformers or Rambo with me, so quite what made my ex think I would have the least interest in that mince was beyond me.
Worst in terms of how the date went?
Pan's Labyrinth. I probably should've mentioned it has subtitles so she could've at least brought her glasses.
"The Astronauts Wife" - and *I* still married her. That was 8 years ago.
So horribly bad, that to this day I still get final veto on movies. Whenever she picks a movie that I think will be bad, I just mumble "coughastronautswifecough" and she relents.
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