Obama, Clinton and McCain have taped segments for tonights RAW. Here's the script for Hillary(sorry if this ruins the show for you**SPOILER ALERT**):
"Hi, I’m Hillary Clinton. But tonight, in honor of the WWE, you can call me Hill-Rod.
This election is starting to feel a lot like “King of the Ring.” The only difference? The last man standing may just be a woman.
The truth is, this election is so important. The next president will face a stack full of difficult challenges right from the opening bell… to fix the economy, bring our troops home from Iraq, and make college more affordable. You need a president who will go to the mat for you. And that’s exactly what I’ll do.
I’ve been knocked down, but I’ve always gotten back up. And I know how to take a hit for the American people. And if things get a little tough, I may even have to deliver the “people’s elbow.”
Because this country is worth fighting for.
Now, I promise to stick to the political arena. So don't worry Randy Orton you're safe… for now.
When it comes to standing up for the American people though, I am ready to rumble."
I can't figure out if this is meant as a joke or not. If not it sounds unbelievably cringeworthy. The first sentence alone would be enough to make me not vote for her if I had the option.
WCW Archive WCW Magazine Archive - Ongoing WCW Magazine archive. Includes cover scans, contents, release dates and more for over 100 publications. WCW Promotional Ads Archive - Now featuring over 150 promotional ads, including everything from PPV's to the WCW Hotline. WCW VHS Archive - Currently serving mainly as an image gallery for almost all WCW VHS releases, but will eventually host full information for each release.
Originally posted by Super Shane SpearBarack won my heart, if not my vote, not by the corny line, but the second and a half pause after the line. Comma.
Nah, I'll take McCain. Absolutely brilliant work.
I love how the candidates are reaching out to their voters with this. It's nice that they're taking it in stride. I never caught wind on how the Rosie/Donald parody rated with those they lampooned, but it was pretty funny, after all.
McCain? He couldn't get his Hogan quote right "... when McCain-a-mania runs wild on'ya"? I bet he has bigger man puppies than Flair, too.
Not really his... well, maybe average wrestling fans are his demographic after all?
And can anyone help me out with "Hill-Rod"? For the life of me I can't figure out who that's supposed to refer to. Rodzilla I could see.
In other political/wrestling newz - (and what's the odds of two items in one day?) - I hear that Bradshaw is going to get a mention in the "World's Worst Persons" segment of Countdown tonight, something about an herbal sexual-performance drink he's ... *ahem* ... hawking.
As long as we don't get a Fake Obama vs. Fake Clinton match. I can live my life without seeing a Hillary impersonator execute a Bronco Buster on Obama, thank you very much.
Originally posted by PhantomAs long as we don't get a Fake Obama vs. Fake Clinton match. I can live my life without seeing a Hillary impersonator execute a Bronco Buster on Obama, thank you very much.
You lose. Umaga is a McCainiac
We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center.
“That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy” - Swift
I found it confusing that McCain didn't want to be in the Clinton vs Obama match yet vocally supported a pro war stance, and wished to introduce Osama Bin Laden to The Undertaker, ostensibly because America is the greatest nation on earth. His address seemed less focused with more mixed messages than the other two.
After Hillary and Barack were spiked and samoan dropped by Umaga I liked that King's only comment was something like "I hope that doesn't happen in Pennsylvania tomorrow!".
Originally posted by 2P4EI found it confusing that McCain didn't want to be in the Clinton vs Obama match yet vocally supported a pro war stance, and wished to introduce Osama Bin Laden to The Undertaker, ostensibly because America is the greatest nation on earth. His address seemed less focused with more mixed messages than the other two.
I honestly hope no one makes a voting decision based on any of that shit last night.
It's too bad we are a few years too late. Howard Dean could have been Screamin' Norman Smiley and could have done the big wiggle last night. That would have been funny to hear him yell BYAW! everytime he got a chop to the chest or something.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.