Sorry I'm late. I got home today to find out that I had no dial tone on my phone. And since I have DSL, that means no internet. So I had to take this somewhere else to finish it. And of course I don't have a flash drive, which means I had to burn to a CD-R in order to move it. Thanks Wisconsin Bell Ameritech SBC AT&T.
Show
Network
Date
Rat
18R
American Idol (TUE)
FOX
TUE
13.9
8.9
American Idol (THU)
FOX
THU
11.8
6.8
American Idol (WED)
FOX
WED
10.3
6.7
NCAA Basketball Tournament
CBS
MON
10.5
6.1
Desperate Housewives
ABC
SUN
10.1
5.7
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
CBS
THU
12.5
5.7
Hell's Kitchen
FOX
TUE
6.9
5.4
Dancing With The Stars (Performance)
ABC
MON
12.8
4.8
The Office
NBC
THU
5.4
4.8
Don't Forget the Lyrics
FOX
THU
6.8
4.0
Without A Trace
CBS
THU
9.9
3.9
Survivor
CBS
THU
7.0
3.8
The Biggest Loser
NBC
TUE
5.7
3.7
Dancing With The Stars (Results)
ABC
TUE
10.9
3.5
Samantha Who?
ABC
MON
7.7
3.5
Scrubs
NBC
THU
4.1
3.4
Medium
NBC
MON
7.0
3.4
The Simpsons
FOX
SUN
3.8
3.3
Criminal Minds
CBS
WED
8.4
3.3
ER
NBC
THU
5.3
3.1
CSI: NY
CBS
WED
8.0
3.1
Eli Stone (SUN)
ABC
SUN
6.2
3.0
My Name Is Earl
NBC
THU
4.4
3.0
NCIS
CBS
TUE
8.8
2.9
Deal or No Deal (MON)
NBC
MON
6.3
2.9
Oprah's Big Give
ABC
SUN
5.6
2.9
King of the Hill
FOX
SUN
3.4
2.8
The Bachelor
ABC
MON
5.1
2.7
Primetime: The Last Lecture - A Love Story For Your Life
ABC
WED
5.7
2.7
30 Rock
NBC
THU
3.7
2.7
America's Funniest Home Videos
ABC
SUN
4.3
2.5
Boston Legal
ABC
TUE
6.7
2.5
Ghost Whisperer
CBS
FRI
5.4
2.5
NASCAR
FOX
SAT
X
2.5
Deal or No Deal (WED)
NBC
WED
6.1
2.4
Big Brother 9 (TUE)
CBS
TUE
4.2
2.4
New Amsterdam
FOX
MON
4.7
2.3
Numb3rs
CBS
FRI
6.2
2.3
Supernanny
ABC
WED
4.1
2.2
20/20
ABC
FRI
4.8
2.2
Big Brother 9 (WED)
CBS
WED
4.0
2.1
The Price Is Right
CBS
FRI
5.3
2.1
Eli Stone
ABC
THU
4.0
1.9
Miss USA Pageant
NBC
FRI
3.7
1.7
Just For Laughs
ABC
TUE
3.7
1.5
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
NBC
WED
3.6
1.5
48 Hours: Mystery (SAT)
CBS
SAT
3.4
1.5
Secret Talents of the Stars
CBS
TUE
3.2
1.5
WWE Friday Night Smackdown!
CW
FRI
2.6
1.4
Dateline NBC (Sunday)
NBC
SUN
4.2
1.3
My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
NBC
MON
2.7
1.3
Canterbury's Law
FOX
FRI
3.5
1.2
Duel
ABC
FRI
2.6
1.2
Psych
NBC
SUN
2.9
1.2
America's Next Top Model
CW
WED
1.8
1.1
Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets
ABC
SAT
X
1.1
Monk
NBC
SUN
3.5
1.1
Amnesia
NBC
FRI
2.8
1.0
Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious
CW
WED
1.4
0.9
Beauty and the Geek
CW
TUE
1.2
0.8
The Game
CW
SUN
1
0.6
Everybody Hates Chris
CW
SUN
0.9
0.5
Oh, I've got no information about CBS' Sunday night lineup, as the PGA event messed all the ratings up.
THIS WEEK IN TV
MONDAY-We see three shows return to new episodes tonight: CBS' Rules of Engagement has its first new episode since November 19th (taking The New Adventures of Old Christine's time slot), FOX's Bones has its first new episode since November 27th, and The CW's One Tree Hill returns after taking 4 weeks off. In other news, CSI: Miami is a rerun, but everything else on CBS is new. On FOX, the new Bones is followed up by the finale of New Amsterdam. NBC, meanwhile, saw My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad finish up last week, so we get Deal or No Deal expanding to two hours to take its place.
TUESDAY-According to Jim takes over for Just For Laughs on ABC. As noted, Secret Talents of the Stars was canceled after one episode, a new 48 Hours Mystery takes its place. NBC has the season finale of The Biggest Loser followed by the return of new episodes of Law & Order: SVU.
WEDNESDAY-ABC is running a two hour Democratic Presidential Candidate Debate from Philadelphia. They haven't settled that thing yet? On FOX, 'Til Death and Back To You both come back with new episodes tonight. I don't normally talk about MyNetwork, but they have a new show premering tonight. It's called Under One Roof, and is a scripted comedy starring Flavor Flav.
THURSDAY-CSI and Without A Trace are strangely both reruns this week. That moves the season finales to May 15th, which must be what they want. Smallville returns with a new episode this week.
FRIDAY-CBS' Friday Night programming, just like Thursday, is all reruns this week. FOX has the finale of Canterbury's Law. Reruns of Most Outrageous Moments takes over for Amne$ia on NBC, which has finished its season and is not coming back next year. New episodes of Most Outrageous Moments start airing on Tuesday nights starting next week.
WEEKEND-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban airs on ABC on Saturday night. On Sunday, Brothers & Sisters returns to ABC, taking over Here Come the Newlyweds time slot. Oprah's Big Give has its finale tonight. CBS airs the made-for-TV movie Sweet Nothing In My Ear, starring Jeff Daniels and Marlee Matlin.
Originally posted by Mr. BoffoI don't normally talk about MyNetwork, but they have a new show premering tonight. It's called Under One Roof, and is a scripted comedy starring Flavor Flav.
The ads for that show have been UNBERABLE. I can't imagine how bad that show will be.
Matt Damon is cyborg Bane, fighting to get to Elysium, the Epcot Center of outer space. That's my snarky way of saying I was disappointed. You wait for Elysium to get smart or do something interesting, but it never does. Review with SPOILERS.