Thanks to the pause button on my DVR, here is the text from the cue card Dwight was holding.
"I need this job. My mortgage is hundreds of dollars a month. With this job I can barely cover that. I have a company car, but I still have to pay for the gas. Gas prices are high, and I have no savings whatsoever. And it wasn't even me. It's so not fair that they want me to resign."
Funny episode, and a nice breather of sorts. "That's what she sai - THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT!"
I taped it but never thought to go back and read the cue cards.
Funny how Michael has to tape apology videos when is always being taped anyway.
Michael Scott: A boss's salary isn't just about money, it is about perks. It... for example, every year I get a $100 gas card... Can't put a price tag on that.
I loved Dwight's rant about farm animals and how whoever drew the picture got it right.
Dwight's delivery when playing Jim at the ending was also great..."hey Karen do you want to go have sexual intercourse because you are my girlfriend?" (quote not exact).
A bear is sooo better than Battlestar Gallactica.
Possibly my least favorite episode of the season. However that's not saying much considering I still really enjoyed the episode.
And to think there are people who don't like Drew Bernard. Will Do? Beer me? Calling Karen whatshername and one of his oldest friends? Wanting to get lost in rock'n'roll? Astounding. Thank god they beered him a permanent role.
Granted, dating a girl who's in high school is knicked from GOB, but Ed Helms was the standout performer on a night that included Chris Parnell's medicinal efforts, Alec Baldwin saying "here it comes, the big one. ride it Donaghy. ride it straight to hell!", and what seemed like the first great thing J.D. has done on Scrubs in years with his long take paying for his drink.
Originally posted by JustinShapiroGranted, dating a girl who's in high school is knicked from GOB, but Ed Helms was the standout performer on a night that included Chris Parnell's medicinal efforts, Alec Baldwin saying "here it comes, the big one. ride it Donaghy. ride it straight to hell!", and what seemed like the first great thing J.D. has done on Scrubs in years with his long take paying for his drink.
I am *amazed* at how funny Parnell is on 30 Rock. I absolute hate his guts, as I never found him remotely funny on SNL without the help of WIll Ferrell.
I've got no problem with the Catholic League on this. There is still the double standard in this country where we are told we shouldn't say things to offend other religions, the Jews or Muslims for example. But the Catholics?