nWo--wears lots of black and white. Heralded as "poison" and "the destruction of the WWF" as we know it, but never seem to do much of anything. Brought in my Vince McMahon to destroy his creation.
World Wildlife Fund-- Has a panda for a mascot, which IS black and white. Claims to defend animal rights, but seems brought in to attack and destroy the WWF, which is does. Name is changed by Vince McMahon, and, according to some in the IWC, destroys the WWF as we know it.
. . .perhaps the whole nWo thing was a blind and the REAL Black-n-white destroyers were the pandas?
Exactly!!! And that whole Scott Hall alcoholic thing. Pft... yeah right. In reality he is the Vice President of ATTACKING~! and DESTROING~! for the World Wildlife Fund...
...Really, he is.
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We've got a brand new dance that's called we've got to overcome.
Speaking of conspiracies, was it really a *coincidence* that the first show using the new name took place in Hartford, CT, the former home of a hockey team called the "Whalers"? I should think NOT!!!
TOMMY: What just happened here? DAVEY: We got hosed, Tommy. We got hosed.
Originally posted by Evil Antler GodIt all adds up......the mysterious raised briefcase? Panda did it. Hummer driver? Panda. Booker of Test's push? PANDA.
...not to mention that "panda" and "Vince" have the same number of letters. The vowels are even in the same places.
IT WAS MEEEE, SMARKS! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
Back, and to the left...
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka: HE raised the briefcase!
You're all asking the wrong questions. Don't ask who, ask why. -Why do %50 of wrestling promos nowadays start with a wrestler hanging up on CRZ? -Why do people care only when "cute" animals go extinct? -Who benefits from all of this?
I know I said not to ask who, but that last one is ok.
Originally posted by astrobstrdYou're all asking the wrong questions. Don't ask who, ask why. -Why do %50 of wrestling promos nowadays start with a wrestler hanging up on CRZ? -Why do people care only when "cute" animals go extinct? -Who benefits from all of this?
I know I said not to ask who, but that last one is ok.
But what does this have to do with Dante and the Quick Stop?
"You better get his ass outta here before I get up"- Undertaker
Not only that, but on a daily basis, woodpeckers drill carelessly into our precious trees, Whales eat our precious plankton, and all sorts of fish are pooping into our water.
Not only that, but the cows of the planet are pumping enough methane and other poisonous gasses into the air to put all our cars to shame. Hell, so are Volcanoes.
We have a hole in the Ozone, yet we still live on the verge of global warming.
But am I worried?
Nah.
Hulk Hogan and the 24 inch pythons will save me.
While working security at a local indy show, I saw Ricky Morton's bare ass, and the next time I hear anybody out there say "playing Ricky Morton", the person they mention had best have a really nice ass.
"Dante", "Panda" and "Vince" all have the same amount of letters in them, *and* the vowels in the right places. Dante's girlfriend f*cked a dead guy, Vince *is* a dead guy who likes getting f*cked, and the Panda f*cks everyone over. But who gains? Who??
Jerry Jarrett.
"IT WAS ME, VINCE! IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG!"
And then Stephanie & Linda will reveal that they sold their half of the NWA to Stone Cold...and it's 1999 all over again.
Holden: Judging by the buzz, that movie's gonna make some serious bank. Jay: What buzz? Holden: The internet buzz. Jay: What the f*ck is the internet? [Holden (Ben Affleck) & Jay (Jason Mewes) in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back]
Time for my opinions...from, well, what considers to be my home arena in the Chicago area. If I was wrestling, I would be put in the main event for sure. We had to break from watching at 7:30 tonight because my dad wanted to watch the President talk.