Seems that Lindsay was the one who came up with the idea of posing naked, after she saw Paris Hilton's recent Vanity Fair cover where she's topless and covering her breasts with her arms.
A source says: "It was Paris Hilton's recent Vanity Fair cover, where she's topless and covering her breasts with her arms, that inspired Lindsay to push the envelope even further."
I don't think there's that much Hilton-Lohan influence going on here. After all, Hilton did those sleazy Carl's Jr. ads, and by all accounts, Lohan's still not been motivated enough to eat a hamburger.
It's the "I'm off of cocaine because I saw what it did recently to me, Nicole Richie and Hilary Duff" response.
Lindsay realizes that she needs to stay one up on Hilary, as I assume she will be trying to get into Joel Madden's (Good Charlotte frontman and Duff boyfriend) good graces a la Aaron Carter any day now.
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Originally posted by Mr. BoffoI posted two quotes because juxtaposition is witty
I'm really sorry you took me literally. I was making a joke. I read the article -- I have a nasty habit of reading links before commenting on them -- and went ahead and made that joke anyway. Because it was facetious and silly. Lohan probably eats hamburgers all the time; to assume she doesn't ever eat them is ridiculous. But I guess you sure showed me. I won't ever say anything non-literal again. If I do, I'll LITERALLY DIE.
Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson LundThis was unnecessary and rude, and it doesn't need to be read. Of course, I realize CRZ still has it quoted in his post for a pithy zinger, so you can still read my awesome carping comments there. Suffice to say that Mr. Boffo sent me a shamingly polite and conciliatory PM, and all has been resolved there. Thus, there's no reason for the posts to remain here.
I'll believe it when I see it. I read some of the other links on that site, and it does not look like the most reputable source in the world. Virtually all of the links do that repetitious thing Jaguar pointed out. The kicker for me was the Lindsay Lohan Refused To Date 50 Cent article. It's been seen on some other sites since June and is attributed to a New York Post story. The article includes the following quote:
Lindsay told America's New York Post newspaper that P. Diddy and Damon Dash also asked her out on date. "Black guys love me Damon Dash, P Diddy I don't know why".
Yowza. Maybe she did say that, but I feel like I would have seen that quote repeated all over the place.
While keeping in mind that I don't subscribe to the "I've seen it a million places, ergo it must be true" argument, I did a google search on the topic and I found a lot of different sites with this information. So, we'll see.
Is she a redhead again yet? Otherwise I think I'll pass.
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