I have specific ringtones for specific people on my phone (like the Soprano's theme for my family), but my general ringtone is Michigan's fight song, the Victors.
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Both bullets go to the freecreditreport guy. Vince the ShamWow guy is bad to the point of hilarious ("you're gonna love my nuts"), and I like watching the UPS guy draw.