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It is officially Armaggedon:
http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=49215#
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3d CGI animation? That's with people in it, like Scooby Doo(dy), right? Unless they strike GOLD with the Gargamel role (and maybe even if they do), this is sure to suck little fuzzy blue turds, I think.



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Will Celine Dion be peforming the theme song?

/obscure SNL reference






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If this heralds the return of "Smurf Berry Crunch" cereal, than I'm in....
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.01
    Originally posted by JayJayDean
    3d CGI animation? That's with people in it, like Scooby Doo(dy), right? Unless they strike GOLD with the Gargamel role (and maybe even if they do), this is sure to suck little fuzzy blue turds, I think.


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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.08
    Originally posted by Alessandro
    Will Celine Dion be peforming the theme song?

    /obscure SNL reference




Man, I'd love to get that video file. I think Garth Brooks was hosting that episode.

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The Smurfs? Christ is there an audience for this movie? My kids (7, 6 and 2) have no idea what a Smurf is and I for one would not waste my time sitting through this.

Where has originality gone?



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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.48
    Originally posted by Wpob


    Where has originality gone?


Far away it appears...there are plans for a remake of The Omen, now.

http://www.variety.com/VR1117926220.html
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I like that they're using John Williams' score and basically the same continuity. After what Singer did with X-Men, I have faith that he can get the job done, but I'm reserving any anxiety over whether it'll suck until I see the film.
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