Here they are, courtesy of ProWrestlingNews (which got theirs courtesy of the Wrestling Observer):
MATCHES: -Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio & Booker T def. Mark Jindrak, Luther Reigns & Orlando Jordan -John Cena def. Kenzo Suzuki to retain the United States Title -Paul London def. Shannon Moore, Funaki & Spike Dudley in a Rumble qualifier. -Kurt Angle drew John Layfield (Non-Title Last Man Standing Match) when neither man could answer the 10-count. STORYLINE SHIT: -~TENSION~ between The Cabinet & Team Angle 2.0! -Carlito gets people to sign his petition! -Heidenreich freaked out by a casket...AGAIN!
Smackdown has 1 vacant Royal Rumble slot.
CURRENT RUMBLERS [according to WWE.com]: -Shelton Benjamin, Edge, Chris Jericho, Christian, Shawn Michaels, Kane, The Hurricane, Chris Benoit, Gene Snitsky, Simon Dean, Jonathan Coachman, Viscera, Batista, Muhammad Hassan, Ric Flair, Daniel Puder, Charlie Haas, Booker T, Luther Reigns, Mark Jindrak, Orlando Jordan, Rey Mysterio, John Cena, Scotty 2 Hotty, Kenzo Suzuki, Eddie Guerrero, Hardcore Holly, Rene Dupree & Paul London.
(edited by Freeway420 on 26.1.05 0035)
(edited by Freeway420 on 26.1.05 1644) DVDs; Blog ~New Our Lady Peace album (either called "Vampires" or "An Unusual Amount of Common Sense") this March~
YES! I actually read a week of spoilers that didn't make me think that the upcoming show would be the worst thing I've ever seen (although, invariably, they're never THAT bad).
I dont think its really like last week's show in some ways;
-Paul London is back and beating three guys, one of whom is Cruiserweight champion!
-A Last Man Standing Match ending in a draw (could be ok at least)
Ok, but then it IS a lot like last week's show (a larger portion of it is just like the past two weeks)...
-Kenzo-Cena crap -Heidenreich-Taker crap (we get it, he's scared of caskets) -Carlito Petition crap (I dont see where they're going with this- making Carlito believe he's actually doing something?) -Multi-man match to start off the show starring Eddie, Rey and booker (which could be good, but they're starting to kill this kind of match doing it every week)
It's really nice to see that after all the effort made to keep those who lost (televised) Rumble qualifiers out of the Rumble match, that Dupree gets to sneak in after losing to Cena last week.
I'm almost willing to bet that Heindenreich's casket-phobia is just a ploy. Come Sunday, I'd like to see Undertaker be all like "Hey, here's a casket. Boo!" and Heindereich'll be all like "Psyche! I'm gonna hurt you now!"
Apparantly Paul London's got the 29th spot in the Rumble (he didn't draw #29, he's just the 29th guy announced as being in)...and the last spot will either be a mysterious entrant...or the winner of Taker/Heidenreich. Yay.
DVDs; Blog ~New Our Lady Peace album (either called "Vampires" or "An Unusual Amount of Common Sense") this March~
-A Last Man Standing Match ending in a draw (could be ok at least)
Much like last year's Triple H/Shawn Michaels anti-classic. Isn't the whole point of a LMS match that there -must- be a winner? The Observer's spoilers say it was a good match, but color me skeptical for now.
Ling-Ling into battle go Fulfill destiny of the soul Sever skull of adversary Shove it in the poo-poo hole
All the children sing: Kill kill kill kill die die die Kill kill kill kill die die die....
Pure gold made more sweet by the fact that Conway is actually American. I couldn't help but chuckle when he called Batista "a typical arogant American" last night... in his perfect Pittsburgh tremelo.