Tuesday night in Birmingham, I had surgery to repair a torn right bicep, suffered eight days earlier on RAW. The 90-minute surgery was performed by my main-man Dr. James Andrews and was a success. Andrews has done my last four operations, by the way. Thanks. I am now back home in Atlanta.
Now to set the record straight, I had an MRI on March 26th in Philadelphia, performed on the middle of the bicep. It showed a deep bruise. I had a second MRI performed yesterday, April 2nd, in Birmingham. It showed a ruptured bicep tendon. That meant it had to be repaired by Andrews.
For all you smart marks who think I won't be back, think again. I won't be gone for good until you drive a stake through my heart.
Sincerely,
"Count Dracula" Kevin Nash
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?! - The immortal, chilling words of...The Shockmaster!
At first I thought this was a joke, but when I went and looked up his website I saw it there. If that was really posted by him, he is more ignorant to the way people think of him than I originally thought. I bet he thinks it's a "good thing" that nearly every smart fan hates him (why did I just sound like DDP?), when all that does is a small translation of the negative heat he gets whenever he shows his face.
Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what "nada" means? Dusty: Isn't that a light chicken gravy? - Three Amigos (1986)
Or maybe he's just poking fun at the people who deride everything he does. You really think he'd make an analogy between himself and a vampire if he were serious? Geez, get off his nuts already.
...although I'm somewhat hesitant to use it. Don't get me wrong, I'm as much of a workrate freak as any of you. But when he radiates sheer rage in his promos, he's incredible on the microphone. When he stops trying to act cool and starts trying to act seriously pissed, I've got no problem with that-- because he's kinda scary when he gets mad.
But if he were to go "Wolfpac in the house!", I'd probably respond in kind with a two-fingered salute, if you know what I mean.
“You see, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.”
To say he's worth having around just because he cuts a good "angry" promo is a bad business move. Jerry Lynn cut a very good "angry" promo and they got rid of him (politics also had something to do with that firing). And at least Jerry Lynn had talent in the ring. Think about this one, in six months (if he's still around) and he still isn't anywhere near "full recovery" people will bring up the topic about him sitting on his ass and collecting a nice fat check. Or say by some act of God that he says he is recovered in less than six months, does anybody believe he's going to try to do better in the ring? He's going to take it easier (if possible) because "He'll be affraid of re-injuring himself." What I am wondering is if Vince put some kind of out clause in the contracts of Nash and Hall.
Oh... and my guess that Nash won't have another singles match till 2003 (if he's still with the WWF).
Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what "nada" means? Dusty: Isn't that a light chicken gravy? - Three Amigos (1986)
Jerry Lynn cut a very good "angry" promo and they got rid of him
I hope you're not talking about that time he was in WWF New York and he screamed at Jim Ross "JUDGEMENT DAAAAAAAAAAY" in that really corny Satanic voice of his ... 'cause that wasn't good.
Well, we all know he hates midgets, at least vanilla flavored ones...maybe he's a dwarf-only vampire...
I agree about Nash's angry persona, though. More Diesel, less Wolfpac, and I won't mind him so much. Is he gonna be Eddy Guerrero out there? No. But he's big enough and strong enough to toss people around like a rag doll, and I always get a kick out of that. :)
"All I ever asked for in life is an unfair advantage." Microchip, Punisher Annual #2
You guys are obsessing with the whole "vampire" joke too much. The funniest part is how he REALLY thinks that we're all sitting here going "Nash won't ever be on our TV again!!!" when we're all sure it's really quite the opposite...
I remember Nash cracking some jokes when he was guest announcer or whatever on nitro i believe. And he was pretty funny. Maybe he just had more leniency then and his jokes came across better. Either way i like the big mean diesel persona.
I am the JOBBER TO THE STARS. You better remember that.
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