Advisor: Senator, you have to convince the voters that you're a true-blue patriot.
Kerry: You mean a real American?
Advisor: Exactly. And people say you're a weak and wishy-washy type. You have to convince them that you'll fight for the rights of every man...and woman. And gays.
Kerry: Sure thing, brother.
Advisor: Brother?
Kerry: Yes, it's this new thing that I learned by watching BET. I have to keep in touch with the black voters.
Advisor: Good call, Senator. Just don't plan to job in November, since there's little chance of getting that job back.
Kerry: Don't worry, I never job. Whatcha gonna do when the largest arms in the Senate run wild on you?
Advisor: You have the largest arms in the Senate?
Kerry: Wait, did I say largest? I meant longest. Look at these damn things.
Thanks to Yahoo/AP: (WI) indicates write-in... DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY John Kerry 84,229 38.4% 13, delegates Howard Dean 57,788 26.4% 9 delegates Wesley Clark 27,254 12.4% John Edwards 26,416 12.