Well, according to the Heat Spoilers, Mighty Molly is done, and Molly Holly is back. I wasn't really paying attention to wrestling when Molly Holly was around, but I really liked Mighty Molly. I liked the gimmick, I liked what she wore (was that spandex?), but what does my opinion matter?
I couldn't help but notice that she's on Raw, along with Spike Dudley. Since Spike's not on Smackdown, where the Cruiserweights are, do you people think that they are going to revive the storyline that he & she had before her change?
I suppose it's possible that they're justing having her be Molly Holly for a short period of time until they decide to change her gimmick.
P.S. I know that Crash & Hardcore haven't had a match together since December 15, but I think Hardcore will be back on tv when Tough Enough 2 finishes, and that technically means that a 3rd tag team was split up by the draft. And if you don't believe that, then Crash & Funaki were teamed together infrequently, and Funaki wasn't even drafted. What is Crash going to do!?
Mighty Molly was *cute*, but had a limited shelf life. Molly Holly is still cute and the character has more potential. Although she is the true valet of jobbers.
My favorite Mighty Molly moment happened at WWF Rebellion, which I strongly recommend for anyone to see. (It included the two matches we didn't see at Vengeance-- Austin/Rock and Jericho/Angle).
A women's tag team match was billed as the lead-in to the WWF Title match between champion Austin and The Rock. The tag match featured Mighty Molly and Stacey Kiebler of the Alliance against Torrie Wilson and Lita of the WWF-- with Trish Stratus as the special referee.
Several segments were aired during the night, in which Chavo Guerrero Jr. and Hugh Morrus (ostensibly out to get interviews with the participants) barged into the locker rooms of Trish, Lita and Molly. Each reacted in a very in-character way.
Trish seemed obviously annoyed, but was trying to be nice while still dropping hints that Chavo and Hugh weren't welcome. Lita, caught dressing, exploded towards the locker room door, yelling “GET OUT!”
But Molly's reaction was the best of all. When Chavo and Hugh opened Molly's dressing room, she was already attired in her wrestling outfit. Yet Molly crossed her hands over her breasts and said, “AHHH! How dare you walk in on a superheroine... without her cape!”
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I think that Molly is one of the WWF's underutilized talents. Every gimmick and storyline she has been a part of was well done on her part. No matter how campy or silly she gave 110% and made her gimmick believeable.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Crash is doing badly, most definitely, but he DID make a BRIEF cameo appearance in the Hardcore backstage brawl at WMX-8. Everyone at my house jumped up and said "I'M FOR CRASH!" at the same time, I swear. He's going to be on Raw, right? I bet he'll be right in there with Raven, Dreamer and Credible. At least he won't be the king of Jakked anymore.
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?! - The immortal, chilling words of...The Shockmaster!
Originally posted by evilwaldoI think that Molly is one of the WWF's underutilized talents. Every gimmick and storyline she has been a part of was well done on her part. No matter how campy or silly she gave 110% and made her gimmick believeable.
You know, I've always heard of this alleged skill Molly possesses, but I've never seen it. I've also never seen her as sexy. In fact, all of the pictures I've seen of her are almost fully-clothed, which can be sexy in itself because of the mystery-factor, but I've just never seen anything about her that turned me on. If someone has a sexy pic of Molly, post it. Make me a believer.
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?! - The immortal, chilling words of...The Shockmaster!
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Originally posted by Parts UnknownYou know, I've always heard of this alleged skill Molly possesses, but I've never seen it.
That's because the WWF never lets her show it. She has only wrestled a handful of matches in the WWF, but when she does she can go to the top rope (her finisher, the Molly-go-round (ugh) is a top rope move, she also does a nice missile drop kick) w/o almost killing her opponent like Lita. That's really all I can say besides watch closely if the WWF ever decides to let her wrestle again =)
She's hot and innocent at the same time. A buddy and i met her and Hurricane at the No Mercy PPV last year. Very very friendly and it was a pleasure chatting with her. My idiot (j/k) buddy even hit on her too much asking if he had overheard her saying she didn't have a boyfriend. She even has an attractive laugh.
I am the JOBBER TO THE STARS. You better remember that.
JayGo, you are THE MAN!! Now, where can we get more of these? Jeeze, Stephanie has 46 "accidents" and Molly remains fully clothed. That's almost as big an injustice as Stevie Ray Vaughn dying in a freak helicopter crash and Motley Crue surviving 100+ heroin overdoses.
BucsFan, I beg you, *never* mention THAT move (molly-go-round) again. That move is almost as annoying as the Stage Dive!
As for the WWF never letting the women show their stuff, wrestling-wise, dead on. Personally, I'm waiting for the day they allow Lita and Molly do stereo Space FLying Tiger Drops during a match. In all seriousness, seeing their willingness to fly, I think they could pull it off without serious injury. Now, if they did it EVERY match, like Great Sasuke, they'd end up like him: with a cracked skull and multiple nagging injuries.
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Nah, she could do it. She and Molly both have those same flashes of Sasuke's general disregard for personal health, ability to jump fairly high, lack of fear of heights and willingness to try something new. It could work, but I doubt Vince would let it happen. Can't let any woman but Stephanie outshine the Boys!
BTW, I think a uniform change is in order. Molly needs to start wearing those leather short-shorts Stephanie had on during her last appearance. I DEMAND an unobscured view of Molly's cheeks!
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The problem with Molly is that she never GETS to show off her skill. She always has to work down to the level of her competition and try to carry them up a bit, but it's hopeless with some.
I've heard that Molly is a devout Christian, so that explains the lack of T and A. Probably explains her lack of push too. Personally, I love a woman who actually looks like she has never had plastic surgery. Here's to seeing more of Molly, hopefully fully clothed. You go girl!
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-Rocking Tall- They are with the Rock while filming his new movie Walking Tall. It looks more like a TV movie then a Big Scream movie. While watching this all I can think of is "Did they make the old Canadian TV show Beachcombers into a movie"....