I was at the Broadway Battel last year and it rocked!
If you go in expecting ***** cruiser style wrestling you will be disappointed. But for all of the campyness it is pretty good. The storylines are much better than anything the WWF has done in the past year. If you have an indy federation and want to grow you should take lessons from these people.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
I got some of their tapes. It's just guys dressed up like monsters, fighting each other. No different from Osaka Pro, SPWC, ZIPANG or any other number of federations out there. Still amazing, though.
Flair: A good choice Vince, but you forget one thing: Due to a special contract stipulation TEAM SPACE BUG can be drafted as a unit. And they're headed to Raw!!!
Vince: Damn you Flair!!!
Angle: You picked a giant can of soup over an olympic gold medalist? That hurts Vince... that really hurts.
Originally posted by The GoonVince: "For it's second pick, Smackdown selects Kung Fu Chicken Noodle!" Now that would have been interesting.
Forget the cruiserweights, what the WWF needs more of is evil soup cans! This site is cracking me up.
I don't know about anyone else, but I would drop the cost of a PPV to see Kung Fu Chicken Noodle vs. Ken The Box. Even the dadaist artists of old would look at that match and go "now that's some fucked up stuff."
"You used it to shove your miserable daughter down our throats week in and week out...not anymore!" - Ric Flair gives me hope, Raw 3/18/02
"I thought it was cool how HHH just tossed Jericho out of the ring and made him vanish, possibly into another dimension, at the end of the match." - Dr. Unlikely says the funniest thing I've ever read on Wienerville.
And you just KNOW Kung Fu Chicken Noodle is using his (its?) backstage power to hold down guys like Silver Potato and Dusto Bunny...
I hear American Beetle is sleeping with the daughter of the owner, too...
Q: If you could have interviewed Marvin Gaye, where would you have proposed to meet and what would you have asked him?
A: I would have met anywhere as long as it was before his father shot him. I would have asked him, "Hey, don't you think there's some chance that your father might shoot you? To death, I mean?"
Kung Fu Chicken Noodle could be a cruiser. He is about 5'6" and runs around with a rubber cleaver.
Multi-Moog is a huge costume, like 7' tall. Kudos to whoever tries to wrestle in that thing.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Me...I'm thinking it would be great to have the Wienerville "Profile" page set up in this format (taken from Kaiju site). Think of the fun we could have.
(ACTUAL KAIJU BIO):
Name: Shadow Trooper Type: Once good, gone rouge round-head robo Height: 170 meters Weight: 278 metric tons Attack: Hazard kick, big steel bomb breaker, mechanical lift, global head butt Win/Lose: 6/11 Allies: Atomic Trooper, Club Sandwich, Goldenrod Enemies: Dr. Cube, Mota Naru, Slo Feng, Kung Fu Chicken Noodle
Is mysterious troubled robo trooper loving quickest speed and danger fun. The teen time he was lovering of spandex muscle car Shadow Trooper collide with hazard dragger driver. Shadow wears globe-helmet uniform now fearful of mirrors and to protect big hair fashion type. Being shadowy rebel type of Robo Trooper group. Can he be saved? Or will Shadow Trooper blackout to dark side
O.K. I didn't expect ***** cruiser style wrestling. I think these guys are just art students. I was just wondering if it was all a joke or they really had matches. Coming from a town that produced GWAR I know that art students + costumes + campy violence = fun for me.
Thrash-Can Match Gomi-mon vs. Kung Fu Chicken Noodle The "Trash-Can Match" pits Kaiju Big Battel's most popular Rogue wrestler, Kung Fu Chicken Noodle, against Dr. Cube's newest creation, Gomi-mon (Japanese translation: Trash monster). Dr. Cube created Gomi-mon to replace the late Midori No Kaiju who died after receiving a fatal blow from Soup at the last Battel. Gomi-mon is eager to avenge Midori's death and prove his worth as the newest member of Dr. Cube's Posse. But Soup is arguably Kaiju's most ruthless Rogue wrestler and will undoubtedly pull out all the stops in this alley-fight-style Battel. Anything goes in this Trash vs. Can match.
Get it? Trash-Can! BWUHHAHAHAHA!!
(edited by Jackson on 27.3.02 1406)
Those educated feet! One went to Harvard. One went to Yale. Their daddy must be proud! - good ol J.R. hating his life
Kaiju's debut Brooklyn Battel is on Friday, June 7th at the Warsaw.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
When my ally list includes "Club Sandwich" I will know that I have made a success out of my life.
This is some funny stuff, but I think the novelty would wear off after a couple days. But in the meantime, I'll just be laughing at the thought of a piece of bread fighting an angry soup can, thank you.
Most people think Vince is a scumbag because he's a hardass. But let me tell you something people(Vile One) In the business world you have to be a hardass to stay alive. If Vince was a big pussy he never would've made it this far.