However, if it was their plan, clearly the way to go about it would be killing off Lita during childbirth, leaving Kane to raise the baby alone. Imagine the potential hilarity of Kane getting grossed out while changing poopy diapers, Kane feeding it by making the spoon fly around like an airplane, and Kane chokeslamming dudes while the baby is against his chest in one of those harnesses.
Plus, we never have to watch Lita "wrestle" ever again! Everybody wins.
Originally posted by mercerAs a matter of fact i did jackass
your funny luking i blame ur mama
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I can't imagine how this could possibly be a good angle, but then, I had to admit I was wrong about Eugene. The problem is, the only thing worse than Lita's wrestling is her acting. Obviously (if she is pregnant, and if they work that into an angle) she won't be doing much wrestling, and she'll probably have to act somewhat since The Spawn of Kane will likely be a major story (in the midcard, at least). More of Lita acting? I shudder to think.
PS. Should this thread have had spoiler in the title, since it involves potential storylines?
Oh man, I didn't even think of that! Lita's acting is, dare I say it, worse than Torrie's. For pete's sake, last week, when she was 'talking' to Matt on the cellphone, she wasn't even talking into the phone the whole time! If she can't even act when there's a prop there, we have problems.
Originally posted by SEADAWGand Kane chokeslamming dudes while the baby is against his chest in one of those harnesses.
Man, that's the greatest mental image I've ever gotten of a joke in my life. I only wish there was some way to explain properly how hard I laughed when I fully pictured it.
ps. And of course, the new title of the thread: "8 Simple Rules For Dating Kane's Daughter". Hey, screw an ECW revival, how's THAT for a new WWE show? And you guys though Al Bundy was hard on guys trying to go out with HIS daughter. I'd tune in!
Have Mark Henry be the father (reintroducing a great WWE investment!) then have Mae Young be the jealous ex, this could last for months as great entertainment! Hell add Matt Hardy to the mix, or even the Undertaker, both wanting to raise the child, Wow great story!
This is a joke. If Lita is Prego, it is el stupido!
The “power of the bottle” thing was funny. This begs the question of whether Kane Jr. will be born with the ability to raise his arms and cause fire to come out of all four corners of his baby carriage.
Maybe Kane Jr. will be a mix of The Undertaker and Kane, having the power of both lightning and fire. All that's left now is for Shark Boy to have a kid, and right there you've got one hell of a Power Rangers team.
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Originally posted by SEADAWGand Kane chokeslamming dudes while the baby is against his chest in one of those harnesses.
Man, that's the greatest mental image I've ever gotten of a joke in my life.
I agree. It's even better if you imagine it as the overrun of a Raw show with Kane as the hugely-over face with the fans going nuts as Ross says "KANE! KANE PROTECTING HIS CHILD! BAH GAWD!"
Naturally, the child harness will have to be light blue (or pink if it's a girl), and after everyone is chokeslammed and/or booted in the face, when Kane raises his arms he brings them down, putting one bottle in the baby's mouth and one in his own.
I love the idea, for the simple cheeze factor. Pregnancy angles NEVER work. Mind you, if the WWE can make "Eugene" work...Eugene had Wrestlecrap written all over it, but it's now become the best part of Raw.
I think the main difference here between Kane/Lita and Henry/Young is the fact that an 80 year old can't get pregnant.
Originally posted by Big BadIf pregnancy is really the angle here, then Lita shouldn't be showing any "symptoms" for at least another couple of months yet. In storyline terms, didn't she just hook up with Kane a few weeks ago? If she gets morning sickness on Sunday before the PPV, for example, it's going to be pretty stupid.
Unfortunately, the nausea kicks in right off the bat. Like the moment I saw Lita with a test kit--it was an immediate flashback to the first four months of both my pregnancies.
A general queasy feeling could apply to most aspects of this angle, but I truly hope I'm wrong about that. Eugene is a good example of a potentially tasteless angle surprisingly well handled, but poor Kane has a pretty dire track record.
WTF they are actually doing this angle? I thought for sure was all just some bullshit rumor. This is a waste of time and effort, I don't see how it can possibly turn into something interesting. Even after all of the posts here, with many of them trying to spin this in a positive light, I still have no hope for it. WWE, surprise me.
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the possibility that Lita is pregnant is real life. If she is, there's not too much else the WWE can do than write it in the storyline. Otherwise, they would lose their number two diva (and their current top face diva) for too long. If Lita really is preggers, they really had their hands tied.
Originally posted by mikebukToast, if Lita was pregnant in real life, would she actually wrestle ?
Please think carefully, if you are able !
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heh, many people do crazy things even when they are late in their pregnancy. It's a big risk but who knows.. I actually pondered it too for a few seconds. Then I decided I couldn't give a crap either way.. The future looks meek, but I'll shrug it off and focus on the good stuff on the shows..
Hehehe, just to let you know that in Japan, the lady wrestlers don't wrestle at all when they're pregnant (they wait until AFTER the baby's born), so I'm going to go with the fake here. Oh yeah, I'm so happy I got the knocked up thing right (and I KNOW I do), that as soon as those two dreadful words were uttered, I bailed out of Raw and didn't look back.
I know that maybe I shouldn't let one person or angle ruin my overall enjoyment and all that, but for me, I've been preparing for this for a while, and I REFUSE to be a party to any of it.
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Originally posted by RingmistressHehehe, just to let you know that in Japan, the lady wrestlers don't wrestle at all when they're pregnant (they wait until AFTER the baby's born)
Man, just when I'm thinking, "There's no WAY she can throw a shout-out to Japanese women wrestlers in THIS thread" you go and surprise me.
Originally posted by RingmistressHehehe, just to let you know that in Japan, the lady wrestlers don't wrestle at all when they're pregnant (they wait until AFTER the baby's born)
Man, just when I'm thinking, "There's no WAY she can throw a shout-out to Japanese women wrestlers in THIS thread" you go and surprise me.
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Well, first of all, that is fact, and second, that is what I do best around here. Gotta make up for lost time, you know.
So only two matches for Hardcore Justice have been announced and one has to be scrapped? You know what would be great? If they did an Extreme Elimination Chamber and Bobby Lashley won it. And then the pay per view goes off the air half an hour early.