Yes! I am a smart person! I have a right to laugh at those losers that try to make themselves look cool because I know better. They are all just insecure pricks anyway.
Kinda figured my tool quotient would be way higher...I moved into the apartment building I live in SOLELY because they get ESPN on satellite.
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Q: If you could have interviewed Marvin Gaye, where would you have proposed to meet and what would you have asked him?
A: I would have met anywhere as long as it was before his father shot him. I would have asked him, "Hey, don't you think there's some chance that your father might shoot you? To death, I mean?"
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Of course, if the "tool" test had questions like "Do you write down statistics from your sports video games to be able to reference them at a later time?" I would've scored much higher, I'm sure.
I'm very disappointed that my love of drinking over illegal drugs kept me at a low 39% Evil level. Though I am happy with the 9% tool, since I hate people who love their cars too much.
"You used it to shove your miserable daughter down our throats week in and week out...not anymore!" - Ric Flair gives me hope, Raw 3/18/02
MoeGates: you make those things sound so...well, evil.
Did you actually spend time figuring out that those are the two `big ones' in the test (i.e. the ones that get you the most evil points) or are those just the two that jumped out at you? ;)
This entire thing we're involved with called the world is an opportunity to exhibit how exciting alienation can be. Life is a matter of a miracle that is collected over time by moments flabbergasted to be in each others' presence. The world is an exam, to see if we can rise into the direct experiences. Our eyesight is here as a test, to see if we can see beyond it. Matter is here as a test for our curiosity. Doubt is here as an exam for our vitality.