HA! Hulk is going to go the wirters and comlain that Elmo is getting a better push than him. I haven't seen Hollywood Squares in years. Is Jm J Bullock and Shadoe Stevens still on there?
(Artist Formerly Known As) WIENER OF THE DAY! July 6, 2002! If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
News backstage says Elmo has demanded the glass ceiling be dropped on Hogan, or he will walk!
This is apparently in response to Hogan's abusive nature to his former puppet Brutus Beefcake. Elmo has taken great pride in the former "Barber" and hopes to land him a big spot as a stage hand on the next Sesame Street movie.
Hogan's people only response thus far has talked about the "best new young singing talent since Britney Spears, Brother"; insiders say it is a direct reference to Booker T's performance on the new WWE album, is Hogan going for one more run with the WWE?